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sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 18h

#trump trump #Time

#1.) (2500 more--see that "other" place)

Time "disappeared my hair"??---Mother Nature had a role!
and the disappeared Prize?? Maria Machado crossed the goal
that "floating crown" that caused you more despair?
maybe it's that TACO made of chicken---just hidin' out up there!

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 1d

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 14d

#trump trump

#100.

"& if you want to applaud, you applaud...“& if you don’t like what I’m saying, you can leave the room. Of course there goes your rank, there goes your future,”

you've damaged our rank in the world & our future as a nation
despite your pleading, you got "mum", & not an ovation

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 14d

#trump trump

#99.)

The Post: telling the generals to join a "war from within"
not by email or Zoom or Pete's Signal--but in Quantico to their chagrin
speaking "more slowly than usual & in a monotone"--no wonder they were "mum"
what a waste of millions of dollars---& p.s. your escalator doesn't hum

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 17d

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 22d

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#trump #carr #jimmykimmel #disney Disney

#98

it ain't no longer Carr's Land!! our Jimmy is back!!
that Goofy & Dopey suspension---you lost big money & took flack
now, your Mickey Mouse statement---your "thoughtful conversations"
will have some good folks watching TV & suspending you on vacations

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 22d

#Disney Disney Brendan Carr #Jimmykimmel Kimmel

#93

"Free speech is the counterweight—it is the check on government control. That is why censorship is the authoritarian’s dream."
that quote?? from the 2023 model of the very same Carr---seems the newly engineered one features the ugly orange scheme

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 22d

#jimmykimmel Jimmy Kimmel #trump trump #Disney Disney

#91

after John McCain's death, you said "We’re not going to support that loser’s funeral"---& you got furious about the flags lowered to half-staff
now, you & your sycophant crew tried to silence Jimmy.
he's back!! & we'll share the last laugh

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 22d

Jimmy Kimmel #jimmykimmel #trump trump #ABC ABC #FCC FCC #CharlieKirk Kirk #BrendanCarr Brendan Carr #Disney Disney

#90.)

asked how you're holding up, you quickly pivoted to your new bawl room to brag

"this is how a 4-year-old mourns a goldfish" said our jimmy (who makes us proud of our flag)

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 22d

#jimmykimmel #trump trump #ABC ABC #FCC FCC #CharlieKirk Charlie Kirk #BrendanCarr Brendan

#92.

seems our Jimmy Kimmel got under Carr's skin
and now, an ugly carbuncle much to our chagrin
your Carrbuncle ain't no match for our Uncle---Sam
Uncle Sam's a real patriot---you folks? an orange ugly sham

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 22d

Jimmy Kimmel #jimmykimmel #trump trump #ABC ABC #FCC FCC #CharlieKirk Charlie Kirk #BrendanCarr Brendan Carr
Disney #Disney Nexstar Sinclair #Nexstar #Sinclair

#94)

"my way" (to the far right) or the highway (take the left lane)
& now, a self-driving Carr in charge---with a far-right orange brain.

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 22d

#Jimmykimmel #Disney Disney #ABC ABC

'22 Carr "...Political satire...challenges those in power...using humor to draw more people in...That’s why people in influential positions have always targeted it for censorship.”

oh my!!! the carr now in reverse
Jimmy returns---we'll beat the orange curse!

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 22d

#trump trump #jimmykimmel Jimmy Kimmel #Disney
Disney #brendancarr brendan carr #fcc FCC #ABC ABC

#97

“He who laughs last, laughs best."
our Jimmy's back Tuesday--come on the show--be his guest
you have time for the fox, now show up for Jimmy
& the betting on who will win?? this ones a gimme!!!

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 22d

#trump #carr #jimmykimmel #disney Disney

#98.

it ain't no longer Carr's Land!!! our Jimmy is back!!
that Goofy & Dopey suspension---you lost big money & took flack
now, your Mickey Mouse statement---your "thoughtful conversations"
will have some good folks watching TV & suspending you on vacations

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 25d

Kimmel #jimmykimmel #trump trump #ABC ABC #FCC FCC #BrendanCarr #Disney Nexstar Sinclair

#96.

'tis said the squeaky wheel is the one which gets greased
now, the squeaky Carr gets our Jimmy released
"...we can do this the easy way or the hard way”
your squeaky carr is unfit for our American highway

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 25d

#Jimmykimmel

'22 Carr "...Political satire...challenges those in power...using humor to draw more people in to the discussion. That’s why people in influential positions have always targeted it for censorship.”

oh my!!! the carr now in reverse
Jimmy will return---we'll beat the orange curse!

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 28d

see today's Ari Daniel story on NPR----

more Square Root fun!! see squarerootday.net

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 28d

see today's Ari Daniel NPR story on this---

more Square Root fun!!! see squarerootday.net

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 28d

see today's Ari Daniel NPR story on this

more Square Root fun!!! see squarerootday.net

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · 28d

see today's Ari Daniel NPR story on this-----

more Square Root fun!!! see squarerootday.net

and for the young & young at heart,
see trumpetday.net

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · Sep 6

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · Aug 30

great idea!! but just a slight grammar suggest.....
the "only" in line 1 is not needed---just the 1 in line 3 would be best.
it reads fine with only one "only"...
tho all alone it might be a bit lonely!!

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · Aug 26

#defensedepartment Defense Department #trump trump
#hegseth hegseth #departmentofwar Department of War

#89.

"We want to be defensive, but we want to be offensive, too, if we have to be"
you & your cult & ideas are already so offensive--that "unconditional discharge"??--you're an executive parolee

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · Aug 25

#trump trump #rfkjr rfkjr #vance vance #chicago chicago
#dc DC

#88.)

"I'm a man with great common sense and I'm a smart person."
...and nothing's wrong with America, that i can't help but worsen
my big beautiful mind---just ask me, i'll surely confirm
and unlike rfjr., mine is uneaten by worm.

sam shaw @17samshaw.bsky.social · Aug 22

#trump trump Newsom #newsom #smithsonian slavery #slavery #nowhitewashinghistory

#87

“This list, even from a cursory look, is cherry-picking various examples from an enormous and diverse museum.”

today, our Smithsonian---soon?? your Smythsonian---
myths orange & white---just as you see 'em.