🏳️‍⚧️ 3/3 Elk
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he/they, I play magic!!! Portrait Artist. #MTGOCreator. Magic Mirror Podcast. LSV Divination Cube League Champ. YouTuber https://www.youtube.com/@33elk elkcord https://discord.gg/elk gimme muny https://ko-fi.com/33elk profile pic: @juangeedraws.bsky.social
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posting this so i can have it forever
33elk.bsky.social
I drank so much last night water i feel so good like no hangover

Is this the most scenic route to wafflehouse in the us?
33elk.bsky.social
You are never a hater for the game you are playing

Criticizing what you love is a major part of enjoying it imo.

This being said, I am also wasted after a beer festival here in denver so like that is helping me cope with the cultural incest happening in my hobby in a major way.
33elk.bsky.social
Ive never been more drunk evrr
33elk.bsky.social
We get it like 1 oz at a time ive had like 25 so far
33elk.bsky.social
Infinite questions incoming in 5 or so months about why i dont run any of these in my 2hg cube
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The #MTGxTMNT Turtle Team-Up Bundle is a new 2-4 player co-op experience that brings the half shell fun to your kitchen table. Every generation of turtle fan will see beloved characters, TMNT moments, and more.
This image depicts the product packaging for "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtle Team-Up". Across the box art is four humanoid turtles fighting four different mutated creatures.
At the top left corner of the package reads "Magic: The Gathering" and at the bottom right reads "New 2-4 Player Co-Op Game Mode"
This image depicts the card "Michelangelo, On the Scene". Four mana, two green. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card Art: This illustration shows a humanoid turtle riding a motorized scooter through a group of mutated creatures. He smiles a huge grin and wears headphones as the pistons on his scooter flare up.

Rules text: Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player it's attacking)
Michelangelo enters with a +1/+1 counter on him for each land you control.
When Michelangelo dies, return this card to your hand. Power two/toughness two
This image depicts the card "Donnie & April, Adorkable Duo". Four mana, one blue. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Human Turtle. Rare rarity.

Card art: This illustration shows a black woman and a humanoid turtle mid-battle as the pair stands amidst on-going chaos. She holds a katana at the ready and he blocks a laser beam from hitting him with his bo staff.

Rules text: When Donnie & April enter, choose one or both. Each mode must target a different player.
- Target player draws two cards.
- Target player returns an artifact, instant or sorcery card from their graveyard to their hand.
Power three/toughness three
This image depicts the card "Baxter, Exzzperimental Zzientist". Boss. Common rarity.

Card art: This illustration depicts a mutated humanoid fly. The creature, with his bulging insect eyes and mandibles twiched into a sneer, fires a laser beam just past the viewer. Behind him, three other mutated instectoid mutants rush into battle.

Rules text: Creatures named Foot Disciple have flying.

Flavor text: "There is always opportunity to improve your useless minions, Shredder... just as you 'improved' me."
33elk.bsky.social
I’m very happy you all made this video
Reposted by 🏳️‍⚧️ 3/3 Elk
33elk.bsky.social
in hindsight undertaker was more a tweener than a heel but
33elk.bsky.social
this is the youtube comment that broke me
33elk.bsky.social
You play a couple games with me and you become a monster huh