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Valentines and other vintage illustration delights. Somehow involving pirates.

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · May 28

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Vintage valentine featuring a very winsome anthropomorphic goldfish. A fishing line is dangling a red heart.
Text: For you, valentine. You'd make a perfect CATCH

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 8d

Non-Stop Knocking Shop (🪴🪴Insane Foliage location)
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Vintage postcard with photo of multiple couples canoodling in dense shrubbery.

Text: Where love grows in bunches

💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 10d

Allez, on trinque!

Vintage valentine featuring a piece of bread in a silver toaster.

Text: A TOAST to my WELL-BREAD valentine

💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 10d

They kink...with KINDNESS.

💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 12d

The Swede & The Sour(dough)

💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 14d

Feathers rather than fur(by) -- but no sleeves detected

💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · Jan 26

Keen bird! #ofmd

Vintage children's valentine with a fierce parrot pirate (if ever I saw one) who wants you to know YOU'RE THE BIRD I'M KEEN FOR. BE MY VALENTINE.

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · May 17

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Early 20th century postcard featuring a brown wicker basket with blue forget-me-nots (flowers) and a gold horseshoe
Text: TO MY PET
(the letters in the word pet is composed of leaves)

Vintage valentine featuring a anthropomorphic smiling goat wearing a blue porkpie hat, a yellow jacket with thin black stripes, and a heart medallion.
Text: Don't want to HORN in, Valentine, BUTT you're the KID for me!

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · Apr 16

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Vintage postcard featuring the word Auntie in fancy script over a background of red, white, and pink carnations.

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 16d

Turtle vs* crab

*valentines

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Vintage valentine featuring an anthropomorphic green turtle.
TEXT: Don't be slow, valentine. Be Mine!

Vintage valentine featuring a perturbed-looking anthropomorphic green crab.
Text: Don't be an old CRAB let's be VALENTINES

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · Jul 8

That's not fiction!
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Vintage valentine featuring an anthropomorphic smiling desk fan.
Text: I'm your FAN, valentine! Be mine!

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 18d

Might be trouble if you got out the camera at the Non-Stop Knocking Shoppe next door.

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 18d

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Vintage black-and-white illustration of a galleon with a sun rising (?) behind it just over the sea. The galleon is all white; the sun and sky are black with thin white rays from the sun.

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 19d

Rat Boy gets TOLD
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Vintage valentine featuring an anthropomorphic rat in a red suit. Rat in lying on the ground, gesturing at the snap trap that has caught its leg.

Text: "SNAP" out of it and be MY VALENTINE

💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 19d

💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · Aug 25

Black Pete energy
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Vintage valentine featuring a carnival barker (dressed in a striped shirt, red vest, red bow tie, and straw boater hat) gesturing with a cane.

Text: Hurry! Hurry! Step right up - I'm available!

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · Apr 29

hey how'd this get in here
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Vintage valentine features the text YOU ARE SOMETHING TO A-DOOR over an illustration of a hinge.

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 19d

Promo picture from OFMD s2ep5. Lucius is yelling at Ed (who is wearing his probation suit and cat bell).

💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 19d

Large, bold black text on hot pink background:

I wasn't being subtle, that's just how I talk.

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 20d

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"I mean, if you are, you know, nuts for butts, have at it. That's what I say."

VERY SUCCESSFUL Coach Ted Lasso spoke, #ofmd listened!

💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 20d

the birds and the b(uttch)ee(k)s

💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 20d

#ofmd subtlety

Large, bold black text on hot pink background:

Here I am, being SUBTLE.
Stop humming, be SUBTLE.
I'm being SUBTLE.
Look at you being so SUBTLE.
Yes, I am being so SUBTLE.

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 20d

Oluwande wasn't the only one coming for some cake

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 20d

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Still from Our Flag Mean Death: Stede Bonnet and hostage Officer Hornberry pose with the skeleton outside Spanish Jackie'z. The skeleton's sign had been (poorly) altered to say SUCCUMBED YERSELF, and all three have white candy hearts bearing the message MALE BUTT CHEEKS floating near their heads.

💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 20d

White candy heart that reads MALE BUTT CHEEKS

Still from Our Flag Means Death: Stede Bonnet peering over the edge of a ship)

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💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 20d

Yep, leftist.

💡💡💡 @3chandeliers.bsky.social · 20d