As a special treat for us all, our Unitary Executive decided to use the USDA money to refurbish 2 more bathrooms, Melania's closet and the laundry room in the White House. Also, each red state will have a gold gilt chandelier named for it in the Epstein Ballroom. Our Golden Age has arrived!

Daily Despair-Avoiding Affirmation 11/04/25 🎉

We lost the WH & Congress because people believed Trump could do better. He proves daily he can't. We are struggling to find pieces of the country we love in the mess they're making. Vote today if you can. If you can't, be heard other in other ways.

Bezos's last yacht = at today's local prices:

151,975,684 dozen eggs
83,474,454 lb ground beef
143,266,476 gal milk
167,224,080 loaves bread

The Trump Ballroom =

91,185,410 doz eggs
50,083,473 lb ground beef
85,959,884 gal milk
100,334,448 loaves bread

Trump's "Golden Age" ...

Cheapest local eggs here in the mid-Atlantic are $3.29 a dozen at the local Acme, which is exactly what they were on election day in November. I'm delighted that prices are falling wherever the president shops because that might mean they will come down here someday as well 😊

Looks like TSA could use a little motivation to encourage them to work without pay. Nancy Mace is available, no?

Bezos's last yacht = at today's local prices:

151,975,684 dozen eggs
83,474,454 lb ground beef
143,266,476 gal milk
167,224,080 loaves bread

The Trump Ballroom =

91,185,410 doz eggs
50,083,473 lb ground beef
85,959,884 gal milk
100,334,448 loaves bread

Trump's "Golden Age" ...

"Fox News" is an oxymoron. Emphasis on the moron part.

Bezos's last yacht = at today's local prices:

151,975,684 dozen eggs
83,474,454 lb ground beef
143,266,476 gal milk
167,224,080 loaves bread

The Trump Ballroom =

91,185,410 doz eggs
50,083,473 lb ground beef
85,959,884 gal milk
100,334,448 loaves bread

Trump's "Golden Age" ...

Daily Despair-Avoiding Affirmation 11/03/25 🎉

Ballrooms, bathrooms, Great Gatsby parties, golf ... Private jets, crypto pardons, insider trading ... Even some of my GOP friends are questioning these strategies to make America Great Again. Time to take our country back from these usurpers. Today.

Bezos's last yacht = at today's local prices:

151,975,684 dozen eggs
83,474,454 lb ground beef
143,266,476 gal milk
167,224,080 loaves bread

The Trump Ballroom =

91,185,410 doz eggs
50,083,473 lb ground beef
85,959,884 gal milk
100,334,448 loaves bread

Trump's "Golden Age" ...

Daily Despair-Avoiding Affirmation 11/02/25 🎉

The last of the Trump banners has been taken down in my red neighborhood. Fewer trucks with Rebel flags, fewer "Fuck the Libs" bumper stickers. Trump's pack of wild dogs caught the car but proves daily that it can't govern. Let's reclaim our country.

Didn't she grope her boyfriend during a family event? Oh no wait that's Lauren Boebert. Shoot her dog? No wait that's Kristi Noem. I remember now - Nancy Mace is the one with the gender bathroom fetish. I get these America First women mixed up.

Earth II does not see these videos. Football season is the time for the Dems to use some of the money they are endlessly asking for to do a media buy. String together these images. Put them where people will see them. I will happily forego the next thousand strongly worded letters ...

My sainted southern daddy used many memorable expressions. Two apply here: "You can't hide class." "Crude as an outdoor shithouse."

Daily Despair-Avoiding Affirmation 11/01/25 🎉

The Felon Who Would Be King continues to show his unfitness for office. As evidence of ICE abuses mount and 42 million folk brace for the unlawful loss of SNAP, Trump posts pictures of his new gauche crapper. Clueless. Let's take our country back.

If he were doing this instead of tanking the economy or killing fishermen or turning ICE into his personal army etc. then it might be a useful distraction tacky though it is. But no. We get to enjoy his everywhere everything all at once made for TV unhinged presidency AND his remarkable potty. Sigh.

Let's void his lease. The sooner the better.

Absolutely right. Our mansion.

Wouldn't it be grand to strip Trump of his titles and oust him from what's left of his mansion?

Wouldn't it be grand to strip Trump of his titles and oust him from what's left of his mansion?

The Gaslighter-in-Chief has turned lying into an art form. JD & Noem & M Johnson, despite their daily practice, are not nearly as good at it. When Agent Orange at last stumbles out of the picture mumbling incoherent pretend words, none of his chosen people have the juice to carry on. Or so I pray.

Pretty sure the citizens of Earth II are not hearing this. Football season's the best time to run ads showing ICE abuses/citizens swept up. Could the Democrats use some of the money they're always asking for to get this info out? How about a media buy instead of strongly worded letters? Too daring?

Daily Despair-Avoiding Affirmation 10/31/25 🎉

Trump, Gaslighter-in-Chief, has always been an extraordinary liar. But he has surrounded himself with lesser liars. Every time they speak, they get caught in lies too easy to fact-check even by Trump's most devoted. Notice. Publish. Share truth. Today.

Life in our moronocracy is exhausting. It's not at all what I thought life in our Golden Age would be.