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andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 22h

there’s a lot going on across woso so here are your games to watch this weekend and next week, thoughts on recent trades (and other news), and other stuff you might be into
btvc.beehiiv.com/p/hold-the-l... #woso #nwsl #uwcl #angelcity

upcoming matches, chilufya + sugita to angel city, vignola to portland, other #news, and more

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andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 2h

at least not until dortmund make their way into the division

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 3h

congratulations to bayern munich on winning the 25/26 google pixel frauen bundesliga

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 4h

wolfsburg, pls

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 4h

ligue 1 mcdonald's now which is even better

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 4h

hilarious goal from wolfsburg but idc please dear sweet baby jesus give us a title race that lasts beyond january

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 4h

wolfsburg embracing unwell fc makes a lot of sense

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 4h

'the google pixel frauen bundesliga' is very silly yet still not as silly as unwell fc

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 13h

woso mourinho

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 15h

the penguin

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 15h

see, that right there is why you don’t try to score goals. look what happens.

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 15h

congratulations to the seattle reign, who only needed 30 minutes to exceed their total xG from last weekend

xG
reign: .38
bay: .16

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 15h

i saw, plenty opportunity for her to be booed into #bolivian

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 15h

jessica, you’re next

Daniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 15h

Welp. I think we know where the fan loyalty is gonna be during these post-season CBA negotiations...

PAY. THEM. WHAT. YOU. OWE. THEM.

(Peep A'ja's face 😂😂😂)

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Daniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 15h

Welp. I think we know where the fan loyalty is gonna be during these post-season CBA negotiations...

PAY. THEM. WHAT. YOU. OWE. THEM.

(Peep A'ja's face 😂😂😂)

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 15h

she decided to send a push notification instead

wnba push notification:

ACES WIN THIRD TITLE
Aja Wilson drops 31 pts, leads Las Vegas past Phoenix 97-86 in Game 4 to capture their third championship (2022, 2023, 2025)...

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 16h

i’d like to see a much better plan in attack but they got what they needed, just a super risky way to (still) play without banda

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 16h

i shouldn’t have caved from my ‘orlando will be fine guys i promise’ take even tho i still don’t believe they’re actually fine

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 16h

gotham still has to play this weekend but against kansas city and apparently they can field several teenagers and still keep a clean sheet so

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 16h

and just like that…

nwsl table as of 10:10pm ET, oct. 10

1 - Current, 59pts
2 - Spirit, 43pts
3 - Pride, 36pts
4 - Gotham, 35pts
5 - Thorns, 34pts

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16h

Druski meme hands up "my bad"

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 16h

ofc but i’m clooney

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 16h

ocean’s 14 but it’s just me stealing one of bonmati’s ballon d’ors and giving it to marta

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Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 16h

Honestly I’d cry

Marta and Mallie McKenzie

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 16h

weird behavior but i appreciate nwsl teams’ commitment to making decision day as chaotic as possible

andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · 16h

a pretty fun fact is that enner valencia is 76-years-old