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Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Aug 1

Both my high pain days and being within 15 feet of a Snow Patrol song playing result in the same amount of sobbing so I completely understand if my fuckability just went to 11.

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Jul 26

I’d also like to point out that, as an INT build, I have the “throw a moon at ‘em”, “firin’ my lazor”, and “death by a thousand star cuts” spells, but the one that saved me was “panic and throw my shield”.

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Jul 26

Got Malenia down to that sliver of health that all FromSoft bosses kill you at, Tiche was cheering me on from the afterlife, I have no chance of surviving the next attack that she’s charging up and…
Bam. Clutch save by the smithscript shield toss.

#eldenring #captainmarika

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Jul 26

Got Malenia down to that sliver of health that all FromSoft bosses kill you at, Tiche was cheering me on from the afterlife, I have no chance of surviving the next attack that she’s charging up and…
Bam. Clutch save by the smithscript shield toss.

#eldenring #captainmarika

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Jul 22

Disability has me looking at the nurses from Silent Hill like, “Yeah, they could fix me…”
#alchemillarecoveryprogram #silenthillPT #standsforphysicaltherapy

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Jul 16

I don’t play paladin because I like to tank- I play paladin because I can’t dodge and I have the bravery badges to prove it
#15vulnstacks
#ffxiv

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Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Jun 24

Final Fantasy XIV
Elden Ring
Final Fantasy VI

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · Jun 20

Name 3 Videogames you've played for 200 hours.

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Jun 21

Picked up my new glasses today and my first thought was, “Woah, graphics upgrade…”

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Jun 4

I’ve been playing so much of the Oblivion remaster lately that seeing actual flowers in real life triggered a visual prompt to pick them up.

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · May 31

Favorite pic from today’s zoo date

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · May 27

Wtf LinkedIn? No listings for “bog witch”, “swamp hag”, or “esoteric hermit”. How tf am I supposed to survive in this economy?

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · May 20

I’m not saying I’m becoming a dog person, *buys a third bed* I’m just saying *adds 15 packages of treats to cart* that all creatures *comes home with yet another toy* deserve comfort and whimsy.

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · May 20

This is literally just about not getting all of the sleepies I wanted.

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · May 20

Jesus Christ has set himself against me and by Satan or by Spite, he shall not prevail.

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · May 20

Jesus Christ has set himself against me and by Satan or by Spite, he shall not prevail.

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · May 19

I feel like “fagsplaining” should be a term. Like when I have to explain something fifteen times to a straight guy who doesn’t believe I could possibly know anything at all due to all the dick in my mouth but lo and behold I can blow a man and be right.

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · May 18

I’ll a do a nice relaxing Normal Raid roulette while I wake up and have some coffee, I think to myself, full of youth and hopeful promise.

It’s Brute Abominator.

My co-healer DC’s immediately and is gone through most of the fight.

Of the six remaining, only 4 can be alive at once.

a man sitting in front of a dell monitor

ALT: a man sitting in front of a dell monitor

media.tenor.com

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · May 17

10 of Wands, 2 of Cups, The Fool

When it’s all too much, return to what renews you. Self-care, prescribed by the witches.

#tarot

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · May 15

I get a +1d6 Spite bonus to everything I do. It unfortunately comes with the same cost to my Patience stat. This stat is unable to be restored by any means. #nerdrage #thingsthatapplytobothbarbariansandpaladin

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · May 13

I bring a certain “I grew up on Tumblr” vibe that my coworkers aren’t sure how to handle

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Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · May 7

I always feel like the Little Engine That Will Not.

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · May 3

Alphinaud VERY CONFIDENTLY giving Thancred a Father’s Day mug that says, “I eat vuln stacks like I eat Ibuprofen” #ffxiv

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Apr 29

Never only give something 50% of your effort. Give it the 49% it really deserves.

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Apr 27

Honestly the faces in the Oblivion Remaster give the game a sort of “what if this is all just Sheogorath fucking with you” vibe that I don’t hate

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Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Apr 27

I finally beat Radahn, Brotherly Love in SotE and by that I mean I ran away and healed Taylew #eldenring

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Apr 18

I started the Lunar Remaster and honestly the opening felt so off without the old CD skip I fell in love with

Eris (he/him) @9thehermit.bsky.social · Apr 15

My gay ass needs an iced coffee.