Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 4h
The Will Ferrell impersonator?!
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 8h
I think he considers being irritated about this, but correctly decides that all you can do is laugh.
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 8h
This Indiana-Oregon game is much better.
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 9h
They desperately want us to come out with violence next Saturday.
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 9h
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 14h
a man talking on a phone with the words all we got now is defense
ALT: a man talking on a phone with the words all we got now is defense
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 14h
a close up of a person 's face with the words what 's taters precious in yellow letters
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with the words what 's taters precious in yellow letters
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 1d
Toronto as both these teams get deeper into their bullpens.
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 1d
1. Foul ball
2. Ouchie
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 1d
My throat hurts.
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 1d
“I’m going to shout a bunch of hypotheticals to try and distract you from the fact we’re unable to accomplish fuck all.”
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 1d
On the other hand, fuck you.
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 1d
You’re about to get a lot more angry, my guy. Buckle up.
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 1d
I don’t know if I personally know anyone dumb enough to think she’s sincere here. What a dipshit.
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 1d
No we just hate you, you fucking dotard.
Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 2d
I’m starting to think this guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 2d
Forgot about that, thanks!
Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 2d
a police officer wearing a hat and sunglasses has a patch on his sleeve that says ' new york state '
ALT: a police officer wearing a hat and sunglasses has a patch on his sleeve that says ' new york state '
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 2d
The complete lack of emotion when it goes in is the coldest move of all.
#german
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 2d
They’re without Pietrangelo all season so his cap hit is off the books. My guess is he’s suddenly good to go come the postseason.
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 3d
And now everyone must PAY.
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 3d
a man is being held in a dark room and says " you 're locked in here with me "
ALT: a man is being held in a dark room and says " you 're locked in here with me "
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 3d
Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 3d
Of all the things that won’t happen, this thing won’t happen the most.
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Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
· 3d
I do! #30 Steve Carroll, 1980 Hobey Baker finalist back when it didn’t matter what division you played in. (Neal Broten won)
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