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Thank god he didn’t win
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THE AMBITIOUS CAKE 2025 EDITION
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That was a lemon and berry jam cake and it was incredible. Unfortunately I don’t remember how I made it 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Here’s the 2020 ambitious cake
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I don’t know how I got myself into this (I do) but I’m making a vanilla cake with a berries filling and cream cheese buttercream. The last time I attempted such an ambitious cake was in 2020
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Taylor 👀👀👀 I recommend Reddit and IG for the funniest reactions
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One of my classmates who apparently was a Kirk supporter and a Zionist truly believed it was going to happen
And she was so distraught when she woke up and was still here
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I wonder if they think they’re still here bc god deemed them too evil or do they believe they truly moved to a higher place
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I must say. This account being public means I can’t make fun of a certain album release. But just know I am having the time of my life reading the reviews
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I still had to bring nine years worth of receipts, that they have copies of, and wait for their approval to even make a request for a thesis date
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I spent 3 hours explaining to my school that I should not need to show them nine years of receipts if their accounting software says I’m not behind on payments 🫠
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I just saw a video of a woman saying idiopathic means idiot and pathetic 😀
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DID DIOR RUN OUT OF BUTTONS ? CLASPS ? ZIPPERS ? BELTS ?????
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It was my first time getting my cuticles treated with an electric file and it was not as "chalkboard screech" of a sensation as I thought it’d be
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I went to a new nail tech and I swear my nails have never looked so clean so sharp
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So all the affordable ones either have very noticeable defects or they come without a functioning battery
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Ive been looking at vintage seiko watches all afternoon and tell me why they go for 15 to 600€ 😭😭😭😭
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My next appt isn’t until November but I swear this hair loss isn’t normal
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I know people shed a lot of hair in fall but I swear I’ve lost more than half of mine in the past two weeks
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Two birds got stuck inside the house this morning and trying to keep nala away from them was harder than getting them out 😭
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He should be glad I don’t like group sports bc otherwise I’d be joining paddle tournaments with my cousins