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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 17m

He'll begrudgingly seat Grijalva, she'll sign the discharge petition, it'll easily pass by veto proof majority, Trump will still veto it making his humiliation even more complete, they'll pry it out of Bondi's white knuckled hands and whatever bomb goes off with finish Trump's career.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 17m

That's gonna end soon. Even if he doesn't want to do it, Johnson's gonna get it on all sides now.

Right now, leadership is having an emergency non Trump/WH meeting where they're seriously debating what to do about their Orange Problem.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 25m

Lots of seats are a much less secure tonight. Expect a ton of swing district Republicans to join Marge in calling for the government to open and the Epstein files to come out. More will put on the barest minimum of oversight on this out of control cabinet.

The good times are over.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 29m

If nothing else, several of them will jump to Marge's side and start putting the mildest of restraint on him and his out of control cabinet, even if it's far too little and late.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 29m

He knows it's over. The key to his power has always been his cult.

They're done. The shifts tonight means he's lost enough of them that Republicans need to start really thinking if it's safer for them to cut him loose.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 35m

Expect Santa to drop us some Epstein files for Christmas this year!

It's the easiest way to get rid of him and they really want to get rid of him now.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 47m

They had convinced themselves after 2024 that he was popular despite all evidence. Corporations did too. This is beyond a doubt a sign that he's not only UNPOPULAR, but toxic.

And they're completely out of lifeboats. They will go down with their anchor.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 49m

He legitimately sounds like he's fighting back tears. 😆

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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 7h

OMFG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

South Park is off the charts

Paranormal Investigators are called to the White House to solve the mystery of the Woman in the Hat. The investigation uncovers something truly frightening, and Fox News is there to cover it. #SouthPark

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

He knows the only thing that keeps him in his protected position are Republicans terrified of his cult.

If they start making the calculations that he is a liability, they have no reason to protect him anymore and the ones who want to be president have every reason to get rid of the Caesar.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

To avoid getting impeached and/or prosecuted for whatever he's hiding in there, the deal will be for him to step down and endorse Vance. Whether or not he takes it is anyone's guess.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

Oh the shutdown is the least of their problems. Expect Johnson to finally back down and swear in Grijalva in the next week or so.

Then they'll let the Epstein files out and cut him loose. He's an anchor at this point.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

There are serious talks going on right now about whether they're better off taking their chances with the Couch Weirdo.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

It's more than that. The entire American environment has been deluding itself that he really is popular against all evidence since he won in 2024 and agreed to do whatever he wanted because of it.

Tonight made it clear that's not only not true, but he's EXTREMELY unlikable.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

They cut away to the graphic cause Martha and Bret both burst into tears.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

Alas he emerged to tell us the reason Republicans lost was cause he wasn't on the ballot, so we still have one more day of waiting. 🙏

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

This is the saddest cope of all time.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

Forget open the government. They're having a serious conversation with President Couchlover right now about how soon he can take the reigns.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah and that's why Republicans collectively got their asses kicked.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

Wait I thought JD's faith was SO important to him! How could he refuse other Catholics mass?

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 3h

I guess the lesson for tonight is don't live your life in such a way that billions of people the world over are celebrating you getting your ass kicked in absentia.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 3h

And there's only so many voters and so many ways to cut their districts, which they have already maximized to the fullest extent.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 3h

Me: It'll be a few minutes, I'll check in on NY later.

Five minutes after the polls close: It's Mamdani!

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 3h

Okay Harry, I'll watch, but I stipulate they must both throw Karl Rove like tantrums as the news come in they don't like.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 3h

Now, now. Watching them both go full Rove on live TV could be enjoyable.