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⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Apr 26

// SHAKES YOUR HAND. MAJOR WHEATLEY FANS MAJOR WHEATLEY FANS

i hope everythings been good for you at least !!

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⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Apr 26

Ten – sion! Feels like a fog!

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Apr 26

// HAHAHAHAHA ?? ITS ALWAYS NICE TO HEAR /SILLY
WHAT BROUGHT ON THIS

hiii im amazing for the most part !! a few snags but thats life lol !! how are you

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⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Apr 26

// im at work btw i just have too much fun fucking around as wheatley

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 @madeinscience.bsky.social · Apr 20

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〔 𝐀.𝐈. 〕 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌
&& 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐘𝐒.

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⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Apr 26

// go white boy say a whole lot of nothing

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Apr 26

// wheatley is so unfortunately fun to yap on

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CHELL. @testingwithportals.bsky.social · Apr 26

[ visibly looks like she regrets taking him in. ]

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⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Apr 26

[ not even looking at chell, prattling on, ]

– but, y'know, as i was saying, a shame, y'know? nothing to do, uh, at all, 'specially for me, which, fair! very fair! can't say i, uh, blame them, per say, about not trusting me now, but ouch! painful, truly!

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⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

i gotta say, y'know, it's - it's just super sigma to have you here. in the test chambers. yeah, it's - i'm just bloody rizzed up, having you here.

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⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Apr 26

y'know, it's, it's a shame, really, how we all just sit here, collecting dust.

i mean, well, you know, not real dust, it'd destroy our fans, of course, real awful noise, hate that noise, we all do, but,

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⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

[ Still on the ground, he freezes, mind buffering. Bad idea. AWFUL idea. He should have never came out here – ! ]

. . if you're going to shoot me, you should do it now! I'm - I'm quite vicious, you know! Bloody terrifying! Whoever you are!

CHELL. @testingwithportals.bsky.social · Mar 4

[ . . . She can't forget a voice. Especially not a voice she's spent quite a while Enraged with. ]

[ With a sharp whistle, and cock of a firearm, the crows disperse to the trees and posts. ]

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

[ On the ground, im a fetal position as the crows peck at him. ]

BLOODY - BLOODY PESTS!

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

you - you shouldn't underestimate me, you know. i mean, don't forget the 'potato' ! i did that! me! to you, the almighty GLaDOS! so!

"Caroline" @apertureapathy.bsky.social · Mar 4

I can never be too careful with you.

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

obviously! obviously i did! because / i / am smart, and know these things!

it's called 'sarcasm'! shows how much you know, huh!

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

obviously! obviously i did! because / i / am smart, and know these things!

it's called 'sarcasm'! shows how much you know, huh!

"Caroline" @apertureapathy.bsky.social · Mar 4

Who? there's no one left, moron. Just. Me.

Surely you remember that, correct?

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

[ twitch. ]

hahah! funny, you are! very – VERY funny. bet they put a funny core in you, didn't they!

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

[ On the ground, im a fetal position as the crows peck at him. ]

BLOODY - BLOODY PESTS!

CHELL. @testingwithportals.bsky.social · Mar 4

[ . . . What the hell has the crows worked up this time. ]

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

chele the bird s CHELL THE BIRDS HELP

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

[ twitch. ]

hahah! funny, you are! very – VERY funny. bet they put a funny core in you, didn't they!

"Caroline" @apertureapathy.bsky.social · Mar 4

Oh, of course. You are just so ridiculously unpleasant to look at. I mistook it for some deformity. Honest mistake.

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

. . my, uh, my face? is on my face? i mean, last i checked, y'know, it was there. as it should be. despite my fall - , which, not important, really, everyone has a nice fall here and there, i've had plenty, for sure – ,

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

// in my head wheatleys core was so terribly damaged from the fall back he HAD to find an alternative. lucky the scientists were miraculously working on android bodies or something

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

chele the bird s CHELL THE BIRDS HELP

CHELL. @testingwithportals.bsky.social · Mar 4

[ It's like she can still hear his enraging voice. ]

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⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

. . my, uh, my face? is on my face? i mean, last i checked, y'know, it was there. as it should be. despite my fall - , which, not important, really, everyone has a nice fall here and there, i've had plenty, for sure – ,

"Caroline" @apertureapathy.bsky.social · Mar 4

Hm.

. . . What *is* that on your face, leech. it is very distracting. and *disturbing.*

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

eeeughe, boy. wow. you are - you are looking quite huge today, y'know that. just. just massive.

in a great way, obviously. not that YOU'RE dense. in that way.

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CHELL. @testingwithportals.bsky.social · Mar 4

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⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

eeeughe, boy. wow. you are - you are looking quite huge today, y'know that. just. just massive.

in a great way, obviously. not that YOU'RE dense. in that way.

"Caroline" @apertureapathy.bsky.social · Mar 4

Oh, I'm sure even someone as *dense* as *you* can probably put it together.

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

sudden chill. down my, y'know, not really real spine. what's up with that.

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

sudden chill. down my, y'know, not really real spine. what's up with that.

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

MUN INFO:

22 YEARS OLD ( BUT WILL NOT BE DOING ANY KIND OF LEWD, THOUGH JOKES MAY BE PRESENT ALONG WITH DARK THEMES ), GOES BY JAZZY / JAGGER AND SHE / THEY / HE PRONOUNS. SUPER FRIENDLY BUT ALSO HAS ANXIETY.

⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

Just another pair of #ᴶᵃᶻᶻᴴᵃⁿᵈˢ!

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⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬. @accwherehekillsyou.bsky.social · Mar 4

NON - LEWD ANDROID WHEATLEY FROM PORTAL 2, PERSONAL PORTRAYAL.

INCEST / PRO - SHIPPERS / LEWD ACCOUNTS BLOCKED ON SIGHT.

HE / THEY / IT PRONOUNS, BISEXUAL MUSE. SHIPPING IFFY.

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