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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 23m

@jaketapper.bsky.social hey Jake, I know somebody gave you a truck of money to write your shit Book about Biden’s mental state, but… have you listened to Trump in the last 96 hours? Christ almighty his brain has totally melted, there is no activity there.

And what do you say about it???

actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 1h

Wait, is communist antifa agitator a real job??

carolmac80💙🌈☮️🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇺🇦🧿🌊 @carolmac80.bsky.social · 4h

actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 20h

I withdraw my congratulations. Who knew a freedom fighter could be so spineless?

actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 1d

I got better.

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 1d

You could have left off the last six words.

actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 1d

In the name of all the gods in Asgard, WHY does Qatar need an airbase in Idaho?
Is it to guard against the wily Canadians? Is there a secret beef between those two nations?

actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t forget men in women’s sports, and transgender for everybody.

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

Is this real?

actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

Now there will be calls to gerrymander Norway.

actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

Good lord,
I’d as soon go on Judge Judy rather than have her as counsel.

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

There’s not enough bleach to sanitize that shithole. Better to bulldoze it, and salt the earth.

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

Dolan can go f*ck himself.

A new mural? Maybe His Eminence can stroll out to the goddamn sidewalk and see the people begging for money in front of his goddamn cathedral.

Pro immigrant my ass.

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

You beat me to this.

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

But she turned me into a newt.

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

So how does it play out?
They’ve agreed to the first phase; Trump gets to claim victory, leaving the real work yet undone. Inevitably, peace breaks down and the killing resumes.
So what, exactly, do Trump, Bibi and the Qataris get out of this? It must be an obscene amount of money somehow.

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

Nobel committee throwing some shade there… crafty Norwegians

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

Studying… circumcised children?

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

In front of of that fake gold monstrosity he says this.

Apparently nobody’s told him how this talking point is polling.

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

Is it transgender for everybody tonight?

actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

C’mon, Harry, I drive through Portland this morning

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

Trumps cognitive test:

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, thanks to Musk’s abundant wealth, he was Able to buy Twitter, and soon all the closet racists were
Open racists, vaccine denialism cost lives, and hate filled the air again, just like when my parents were kids.

(Of course that was all satire.)

actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

There was an issue of Green Lantern a million years ago where GL and Sinestro strike an interim truce to fight the Weaponers of Qward, and do it for just that purpose.
That’s how I feel here. She can act normally all she wants here, but she’s still an enemy of goodness and decency.

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actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

Well I’m getting uncircumcised so I will never develop autism. I mean, I am close to 60 but you never know…

actualjimlynch.bsky.social @actualjimlynch.bsky.social · 2d

So, if I open a plywood concern in downtown Portland, I’ll be rich!