David Hale
@adavidhalejoint.bsky.social
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ESPN college sports reporter. Raconteur, gadfly, man about town. [email protected]
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ICYMI: @celebrityhottub.bsky.social weighs in on Virginia, the ACC’s leader in positive vibes…

Catch the full interview on Inside ACCess on ACCN or in podcast form here… linktr.ee/InsideACCess?u…
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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We’ve got an awesome Inside ACCess today. It’s a Spreecast reunion w/ @mattfortuna.bsky.social who’ll talk NC State-ND, we’ll deep dive on Belichick w/ @celebrityhottub.bsky.social , Andrea bathmouths Miami & I explain why Dabo doesn’t get Batman at all. 5 pm, ACCN or on pod: linktr.ee/InsideACCess
a man in a batman costume says " i 'm batman " in white letters
ALT: a man in a batman costume says " i 'm batman " in white letters
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Longest active streaks scoring 30+ in a game:
USC, 7
Virginia, 6
Air Force, 6
UNLV, 5
North Texas, 5
Oregon, 5
Texas Tech, 5
Tenn, 5

Longest active streaks allowing less than 30:
Ohio State, 15
Iowa, 11
BYU, 11
Florida, 9
Michigan, 9
TCU, 9
Indiana, 7
La Tech, 7
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2015 Kansas, 0-12
2017 Illinois, 2-10
2017 Oregon State, 1-11
2018 Rutgers, 1-11
2019 Rutgers, 2-10
2019 GT, 3-9
2020 Kansas, 0-9
2021 Kansas, 2-10
2021 Vandy, 2-10
2021 Colorado, 4-8
2022 Colorado, 1-11
2025 Okla St, 0-5*
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How bad is UNC?

The Heels have a -31.3 adjusted offensive EPA and a -32.7 adjusted defensive EPA.

Here are the other P5 teams who've had -30 or worse in both categories through 5 games in the playoff era & how they finished:
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Through Week 6, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, North Texas, Texas Christian and Houston have as many combined losses (23-2) as Texas (3-2).
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In Clemson's last 10 games vs. FBS opponents, they'd scored 28 just once (ACCCG vs. SMU).

They have 28 in the first quarter vs. UNC.
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Jesus. What a miserable situation.
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Former LSU wide receiver Kyren Lacy was nearly 100 yards behind a fatal crash that killed a 78 year-old man, a newly released video shows

Lacy took his own life days before he was set to appear before a grand jury
Video shows Kyren Lacy nearly 100 yards behind fatal crash, attorney says
By Matt Moscona Former LSU wide receiver Kyren Lacy was nearly 100 yards behind a fatal crash that killed a 78...
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Newsletter:
- Where’s all this money going, exactly?
- Mike Norvell on the Miami rivalry
- Louisville’s awesome equipment manager
- good reads on Carson Beck, FSU, The Cars & the Edmund Fitzgerald
- Week 6 picks
Lots more…

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Greed is good?
College sports went from an often lazily run small business to a shark tank in the span of a decade. The quest for ever more money paints a bleak picture.
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youtu.be/HrwIqyRhHx0?...

Literally makes the band cry when he plays it in "Running with our Eyes Closed" doc...
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Morris, 85.7
Max Johnson, 82.4
Beck, 81.9
Bailey, 78.4
Tommy C, 78.3
Mensah, 77.2
King, 75.5
Moss, 72.7
Angeli, 66.5
Jennings, 55.7
Lonergan, 54.8
Drones, 53.7
Holstein, 50.0
JKS, 48.5
Klubnik, 45.0
Ashford, 39.8
Gulbranson, 35.7
Collins, 21.5
Lopez, 16.3
adavidhalejoint.bsky.social
Newsletter:
- Where’s all this money going, exactly?
- Mike Norvell on the Miami rivalry
- Louisville’s awesome equipment manager
- good reads on Carson Beck, FSU, The Cars & the Edmund Fitzgerald
- Week 6 picks
Lots more…

davidhale.substack.com/p/greed-is-g...
Greed is good?
College sports went from an often lazily run small business to a shark tank in the span of a decade. The quest for ever more money paints a bleak picture.
davidhale.substack.com
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Someone asked for the Wake Forest Demon Deacon in Gene Simmons' face paint in our Patreon/Discord.

Sweet Dreams y’all.
Someone asked for the Wake Forest Demon Deacon in Gene Simmons' face paint in our Patreon/Discord. 

Sweet Dreams y’all.
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Crazy stat: It's been 316 days since Georgia last beat a Power 4 opponent in regulation.
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Clemson WRs so far

Catches
Wesco - 24
Everyone else - 39

Yards
Wesco - 389
Everyone else - 392

TDs
Wesco - 6
Everyone else - 0

Contested catches
Wesco - 3
Everyone else - 4

Yds/target
Wesco - 12.2
Everyone else - 5.4
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Newsletter:
- FSU and Bama rankings show why the ACC is in a no-win situation.
- What goes into writing a good CFB joke that won't get you killed by the masses?
- This week's Inside ACCess will have a big-name guest!
That & More... open.substack.com/pub/davidhal...
That's funny. Not 'Haha' funny, but funny.
What goes into crafting a joke for my Saturday column that isn't going to result in massive amouts of death threats.
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Success rate differential vs. explosive rate differential... FSU = Oregon? How about Mizzou?!? UCLolA. However bad Clemson has been, they should roll UNC this week.
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Explaining 2025 to people in 2015 really would be impossible.
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It was an odd year w/so many CFB powers turning to lightly experienced in-house talent at QB1 rather than hit the portal...

CJ Carr, Gunner Stockton, Ty Simpson, Dante Moore, Julian Sayin & Bryce Underwood are combined 20-5 w/84.4 Total QBR, 70% comps, 8.9 yd/pass, 60 total TD & 10 TO so far.
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Colorado is 15-15 under Deion Sanders and has more jersey numbers retired (2) than wins over ranked foes (1-8).
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Chandler Morris, Trinidad Chambliss, Brendan Sorsby, Aidan Chiles, Beau Pribula, Joey Aguilar and Bear Bachmeier -- mostly afterthoughts entering the season -- are a combined 20-4, 81.1 Total QBR, 8.6 yards/attempt, with 64 TDs and 17 turnovers.
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Drew Allar, Garrett Nussmeier, Arch Manning, DJ Lagway, Cade Klubnik, Gio Lopez and Nico Iamaleava -- among the most heralded QBs entering the season, are a combined 10-15 as starters, with a 53.5 Total QBR, 6.6 yards/attempt, 38 total TDs, 26 turnovers vs FBS competition.