Andrew Gelston
@agelston.bsky.social
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Energy Professional, Storage. Entropy arbitrageur. Personal Account. Weaponized Curiosity, with vibes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hDPK865N9I&t=57s & https://youtu.be/tHPHy2cvDOA?si=dJZWrv42yOlxjSKq&t=34s
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How could you believe that I would take you seriously?

Quite a good old song with an unusual delivery!

(i don't think that is the song's takeaway hmm)
agelston.bsky.social
I thought this might be a waste of Kalkite but this is telling me the market future 2 days in advance.

It is a woke orb so a bit tricky to Reas but if you look past all the bent light!

This is also my best Kalkite, i thought it was only a rainbow machine. Turns out; I also can predict the future
agelston.bsky.social
Well, everything's legal somewhere!
agelston.bsky.social
The IRS is pressuring 501c4 organizations to justifying why they are a 'social welfare organization'

Civil rights organizations, like Colbert's, are under attack!

But someone may have to take the fall

That's why we had Ham Rove on the Colbert 501c4 board

PS - I am not Trevor Potter
GREAT LAWYER
agelston.bsky.social
I want to talk about my even MORE secretive Super PAC
Colbert Super Pack shhhhhh

Critics say groups like mine are unregistered money guns shooting up the election with untraceable political slush funds

To which I say, Uh-huh

(I had NO involvement with this. No memory)
agelston.bsky.social
If you’d like to run tests I’ll give you $5 off
agelston.bsky.social
I also have 3 samples of ore from the actual mine (good try to find grabbed em all for 6 months)

Smallest one opening offer of $49,999

I will more then double the minimum as these are $1000+ never gonna find again Gabon materials

Your boss would truly love it plus you got the $!

+job security
agelston.bsky.social
I have no idea who you are we have zero mutuals I know irl and this is classic (you aren’t even trying)

Blocked
agelston.bsky.social
If OKLO employees need a present for their boss I have these 4 on offer while supplies last
agelston.bsky.social
They’re full of money, gold and silver but all I care about is cats. Aren’t you happen for me?

Or am I doing something wrong in life? Tell me!
agelston.bsky.social
I haven’t had a pet in awhile but about to block you based on your tone watch it
agelston.bsky.social
Unless you mean a little cat I missed not ‘your crazy bro ;)’

Cause I’m actually holding back
agelston.bsky.social
My offer is this:

Opens case
agelston.bsky.social
They are about $$1.75 today or $30 if you don’t have a rock guy text me if you want 50 for $20

Note: I need to confirm it’s a true blue diamond there not a sapphire I’m 90% it’s not the sapphire are much larger
agelston.bsky.social
I got a book to read but if you want 20 lmk I have like 300 heart rubies

For no reason at all

And they are real except made in lab
agelston.bsky.social
Here ya go. The all synethic

I mentioned this when I did it but in 2022 I got 4000 of these mixed color / lot for 50 cents each wholesale lol.

They’re mostly in a box. I was making a point to someone who was pro nfts

Kinda a cool thing to have and that many doesn’t use much space.
agelston.bsky.social
Yup! it's a hear so it's def lab grown.

You would be SHOCKED at the quality of lab grown these days. Now, they are all made overseas but I think they still can be gotta here.
agelston.bsky.social
ill use red cross stickers

DUH
agelston.bsky.social
The other major project finished today was a permant and final memorial to the Kalkite foundation

It will stand forever, confusing those walking by whether that simply is ‘yes’ or ‘no’ with some optical thing that is cool and bends light

Now, to Meitner / fun (cause Saturday)

Stay frosty
agelston.bsky.social
Ps - these are lab grown gems from 2022 your looking at about $15 in diamonds and a ruby lol
agelston.bsky.social
Ok I’m done with rocks tonight, Saturday. Game on

I like this one tho. Red noses mean something hmmm.
agelston.bsky.social
O my god Pen technology has evolved from 5 colored pens to SIX?

I have to replace 20 pens right now

I guess i have no choice but to try this new supplier anyways cause Japan is now restricting my pens .....