AgonyFlips
@agonyflips.bsky.social
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💙🌊Here for Facts & Fun, & bit of parody photoshopping. A Dad to 2 great lovable kids, one with profound autism. Can't stand Тrumpers. Not accident prone, just safety deficient. No more DMs please.
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Made a little parody vid of Bluesky & MAGA trolls 😜
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Might I expand on that.

"Imagine how stupid, ignorant, or misguided someone has to be to think Trump is smart--or how evil to know he’s not and still support him?"
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Inflation is sooo bad under Trump, the Dollar Tree changed its name to reflect current prices. James can now buy something extra.
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Yesterday Trump announced 100% tariffs on all things from China starting November 1st.

Does that mean he's giving back that gold-plated thingy Tim Apple gave him?
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Question: “Yesterday you announced 100% tariffs on all things from China starting November 1st. Does that mean you’re giving back that gold-plated thing Tim Apple gave you?”
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Trump said his 'Personal Vietnam' was avoiding STDs in NYC clubs. After decades of his brilliant strategy of avoided STD tests, Trump may finally surrender--Will Walter Reed report neurosyphilis has taken the hill?
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Roger Stone called you a Nobody?

Clearly, he’s never met a Cambridge-Harvard-Fulbright-superpowered-lawyer-in-Atlanta-DC hybrid before.
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He stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

I also share official statements sometimes, so people can see them--and then judge for themselves. DHS’s track record helps with the judging part.
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I meant it's like what Donald would post. It's satire--made in Photoshop. I don't make a lot of these, but it's funny & somewhat sad how often people think it's real because of the way he posts normally. I'm not trying to pass it off as real & in the alt text, you'll see I indicate it's Photoshop.
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"I'm sure the forest animals that found him did their best."
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This headline sounds unfortunately like a Steven Wright joke.

Anyway, my condolences to the families of the missing.
19 people missing after bomb factory explosion in Tennessee 

Nineteen people are missing after a major explosion at a Tennessee bomb factory Friday morning. The blast was reported just before 8 a.m. local time at the Accurate Energetic Systems plant at the Hickman-Humphreys County line, west of Nashville. Nineteen employees were inside the building at the time, and every one remains unaccounted for, Humphreys County EMA Director Odell Poyner told WKRN. Officials said the main concern at this time is the possibility of a secondary explosion. The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives [ATF] has been called to the scene. The Hickman County Sheriff’s Office has requested people avoid the area. Accurate Energetic Systems describes itself as “a leader in the energetics and explosives industry,” according to its website, which says it has been operating since 1980. “Whether for military acquisition offices, defense and aerospace primes, or commercial demolition sectors, AES is your partner in achieving superior energetic solutions,” the company’s website states.
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BREAKING: Qatar to deploy forces at Mountain Home AFB to protect the world from an imminent invasion… by vicious Canada geese. Sources say the geese are heavily armed with honks and aggressive wing flaps and will shit at will on America. Citizens advised to stay indoors and avoid ponds.
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This will rile Trump up... him and MAGA are gonna lose their fucking minds. LOL
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Trump's Personal Vietnam: avoiding STDs in NYC clubs. After decades of his brilliant strategy of avoided STD tests, Trump may finally surrender--Will Walter Reed report neurosyphilis has taken the hill?
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Yeah, I made it. It’s satire, not the real thing. I don’t photoshop these often, but when I do, it’s funny (and a little sad) how often I get asked if they’re real.
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Mmmhmm
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When you need a bigger tinfoil hat, RFK Jr. is here for you.
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When you need a bigger tinfoil hat, RFK Jr. is here for you.
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They have concepts of a healthcare plan.

TRUMP will produce in two weeks.

Two weeks being in Jan 2029.
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How about... A Nobel Prize in Literature for his writing and the Leonardo da Vinci World Award of Arts for his drawing.
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Trump's always though Habeas Corpus was a resort in Mexico.

Clearly suspending it made no sense to him.
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No surprise there.

Marwan Barghouti is often called Palestine’s Nelson Mandela -- a political prisoner held for over 20 years after a sham trial. He remains the most popular choice to lead the Palestinian people. As the very symbol of the Palestinian plight, Israel likely won't ever release him.
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Busy letting folks know who is the fearless, indomitable, and undaunted Leader of ANTIFA!

Guillermo el Gato!

Spreading his name until the Regime trembles.