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ajoff.bsky.social
Allison
@ajoff.bsky.social
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there’s no time to explain
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · Nov 8
hi friends! if you’re a new follower wondering what it is I post about: great! we have that in common
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 5h
lol ok yeah that checks out
my bio that says “there’s no time to explain”
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 5h
it was about the Mariners game lol
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 17h
I live in Austin and someone is doing fireworks in my neighborhood
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 17h
holy shit i flew over it as it happened!
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 17h
i boarded a cross country flight to seattle *before this game started* and i might end up flying over the stadium before it ends
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 17h
happy birthday @crabman.bsky.social
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magpie.tips
discover tab replies from lyndsay 👻 @magpie.tips · 17h
Yeah I'm still FUCKING watching
"are you still watching?" screen in the sportsnet app
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 17h
has anyone checked on crab man
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 17h
things are just as I left them
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 17h
ok I watched til the 7th and had to step out but 14th inning lfg baby
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 13d
farfetched is one word, idk what happened to my brain cell there
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d
the defamation suit deserved what it got and yet I do take Not Like Us as factchecked verifiable content
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d
obligatory
OP at 4 reposts and 20 likes
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d
this is basically how I got costar and then it told me my heart was full of dents, so
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d
Foaming! At the Mouth
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d
in the outback, onion blooms you
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d
🗣️
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d
that’s a different creature entirely
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d
bug bunny making a stinker face
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 3d
that’s not what I heard
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 3d
“now”
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 3d
also lunges
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 3d
Guadalupe 😭 depending on the circumstances
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 3d
definitely looks that way
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 3d
happy for you and sorry that happened. will happen. whichever
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