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In the fight between Captain America and the Red Skull, be like Cap.
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Right before losing their shirts and lining up for a bread line on a particular Tuesday in 1929.
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I mean, obs, come on.

For Dybbuks, we call the Golem.
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I suspect at least a plurality of them will be all for it, as their particular variants line up more behind the Trump agenda than the Leo led Church.
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Well, the missing Gospel does have more detail on how angry Satan got over having to pay the highest marginal rate, and being unable to find any reasonably competent tax lawyers in hell.
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The toad’s demands are simple:

Federal troops and ICE out of US cities.

And a bucket of flies.
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Something something “slams his own car door” something something “masterful work sir”?
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Hear me out - amid the absolutely bonkers “preaching to the king” propaganda in the report, the note about vaccine boosters and advanced medical imaging are breadcrumbs showing a clever resistance insider at work.
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AI generated? Or the actual result of using Trump products and services?
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Hurled many insults and threw excessive shade.
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Everything that contradicts the narrative of their fabricated and / or fraudulently obtained success is toxic and they will do whatever they can to squelch it. It’s instinctive, even when widespread understanding of the truth (as with public health) is a necessary pre-condition to their safety.
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The thing about con-men and fraudsters is that there’s nothing more frightening for them than the truth. Trump earned his fortune (after he lost it) through money laundering? He accepted help from Russia in defeating Clinton in 2016? COVID was spreading, threatening the economy & killing 100,000’s?
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This will be the death knell of what remains of the US tourism industry, combined with Florida’s ending of its vaccination requirement. Good luck convincing folks to come to your hotels, golf courses & theme parks when they have no way of knowing if there’s an ongoing Ebola or swine flu outbreak.