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@alannymous97.bsky.social

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ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 2h

Mmmmmmyep uh huh absolutely yes 🥴🤤🥵

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 15h

I wanna flirt and reach out to people but… *gestures to all of me*

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 1d

I’d never met a flat earther out in the wild before. Truly mind blowing 😂

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 1d

Either way it’s always entertaining 😂 i’m convinced they don’t actually hear themselves when they speak, there’s no communication between their mouth and their brain, they talk and all they hear are ocean sounds lmao

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 1d

yall these people are something else I am having the best time. The amount of pure confidence I am seeing in information that is 1000000% incorrect is unmatched 😂💀

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 1d

Usually I go on Facebook to ragebait and argue with boomers, racists, homophobes, etc. (i have too much free time) but TODAY I have reached my peak.

Found me a flat earther 😂😂😂

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 1d

Myself and the other 44 people appreciate you and your efforts 😂

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 1d

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ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 1d

Do we ever learn 😭

a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom .

ALT: a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom .

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ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 1d

Welp….. guess not 😞

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 1d

Hmmmmm 8 more 🥱

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 1d

My post also qualifies for Tuesday, are we able to get 10 more likes or do you guys not deserve it? 😢💔

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 2d

14 short. How disappointing 😞 only saving grace is if we hit 50 by morning bc I guess this post also qualifies for Tuesday 👀

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 2d

Think yall can manage 16 more? 🤔

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 2d

You’re late to the show haha that was already posted and deleted 😅

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 2d

HELLO MY DEAR ILY AND MISSED YOU 💚💚💚💚💚💚

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 3d

Telling yourself “I’ll just go back to sleep for a little while” is such a dangerous game when you have plans bc i did that at 7:30 this morning and now it’s after 12 and im still in bed and have plans in like an hour 😀

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 3d

I’m giving yall extra time bc I want attention lmao but it only extends to this evening 😘

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 3d

If this gets 50 likes by tomorrow I’ll post a special (but temporary) monochrome Monday post 👀

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ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 3d

I usually have a clever caption but this took like 6 tries to get right and I’m fuckin blitzed.

Titties look good tho 😀👍🏻

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 3d

Yayyyyy I’m so glad 🥹💚

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 3d

The fact that they love it so much genuinely makes me wanna cry, I’m so happy they do 😭💚

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 3d

Sending hugs bc I felt this HARD 💚😭

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you sm! It really is so far, I keep the stitches tight so it’s weighted too 🥰

ɐuuɐlɐ @alannymous97.bsky.social · 3d

In case anyone was wondering my work is cat tested and approved