Alex wants musubi.
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She/her. Equal-opportunity nose-booper, slow runner, and citizens for boysenberry jam fan. Jeans are appropriate beachwear | 13.1 x 8 | 26.2 x 1
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I FUCKIN DID. Behold my perfect piggies.
A portly little porcini mushroom with the characteristic small cap and bulbous stem. Two small porcini mushrooms with brown caps and longer stems. They were growing together. All three of the previous mushrooms.
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The murre population still hasn’t recovered apparently. But here was my first glimpse of the farallons. Imagine fighting a ware for eggs on those rocks smh
The south farallon islands at sunrise
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Holy shit my entire body is so tired. That was so much work. My hands are fatigued from gripping the fishing pole and reeling.
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Everything feels likes it’s swaying. This phenomenon always surprises me when it happens.
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Twelve hours on a boat is about six hours too long for me but I hung in there and also caught the second biggest ling cod of the day. (I had the glory for all of three minutes before the guy next to me pulled in a monster that DWARFED mine, and mine was no slouch)
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3:27am is too early to be alive.
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To PLAN? No. Maybe to execute but to plan? Like I have to start getting my greenery together the weekend before Thanksgiving bc I need to make wreaths for gifts, and that’s not including MY OWN decoration.
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YOU NEED TIME TO PLAN AHEAD IT TAKES PREPARATION TO MAKE HOLIDAY MAGIC
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I have never ordered dahlia tubers before, so I don't know, but the flower farm I got the email (and photo) from is Earth Spoke Farms in Caspar (near Mendocino village).
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i especially like that i, a person with no legal background or experience in reading court filings, can understand every word of this.
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Exactly. The optics of some fucking gestapo guy pepper spraying the air vent of a dude who's just bopping around in an inflatable frog costume?
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One of my colleagues just walked by saying that gelatine is universally bad for your digestive tract, and I'm going to need a Maintenance Phase episode just based on the stuff I overhear from my office, tbh.
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bc crispy skin is worth the wait.
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but would the chicken have perfectly crispy skin if you slapped it at 3700mph or would it just be akin to boiling?
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I think the only ones who didn't enjoy it were the murres. The population has not apparently recovered.
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Yeah I ... am just ... not a fan.
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the prevalence of lawn inflatables for holidays suggests i am in the minority in thinking they look like garbage.
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eventually i'll get back in the habit. I need to make a better effort to go to bed a little earlier than I did last night, but that'll come with more regular exercise as well.