Alex Forsythe
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I thought this might be a foolish mistake, but I’m not gonna lie, it was pretty fuckin tasty
Sometimes you’ve just got to enjoy the seasonal foods of your people
When I was a teenager and had very little UK cultural context, hearing the name of this show infuriated me, because my brain just interpreted it as a sentence fragment.

Like, the doctor who *what?!* The Doctor Who Loved Me? The Doctor Who Got Away? The Doctor Who Was Thursday?
🇫🇷 Culture shock upon visiting France: damn, so many people still smoke here, don’t they realize how addictive and harmful cigarettes are

🇺🇸 Culture shock upon returning to the US: holy shit why are children walking around drinking 20oz bottles of soda with 65g of sugar per serving
ngl ma cherie, ils étaient bangin
The best thing I’ve eaten in Paris, no lie, is le Hot Dog à 16€

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Paris: a story in one trash can
Bring back the FF2j Amano concept art chocobo
Goddamn this makes me miss the ol’ jitbo. I can’t tell you how many sausage biscuits and breakfast burritos I crushed in the wee hours after 1am. I can still feel the grease on my fingertips
[self-aggrandizing story told in the form of pithy, provocative statements, one sentence per paragraph, punctuated with emojis, concluding in some trite, empty moral]
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Stop what you’re doing and watch these pro wrestling intros for FF Tactics jobs classes. 🤼 #wrestlesky
This is almost as exciting as when my ‘98 Ford Escort rolled over to 100,000 miles
Last night I stumbled across this album, and every track put a smile on my face. Being reminded of how easily a work of art can strike the right nerve to go from “what is this goofy-looking thing” to “holy shit I love this” in under 45 minutes was pretty inspiring open.spotify.com/album/4c46Vt...
The Sea To The North
Garth Hudson · Album · 2001 · 6 songs
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“Hail team well met” hasn’t caught on?
My new favorite bit of corporate jargon is “Hi team,” which is apparently a required salutation when posting a question or request to a large Slack channel. Variants include “Hey team,” “Hello team,” and “Hi team 👋”
I’m very grateful for the “translate” option on this post