AltonicKeys
@altonickeys.bsky.social
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forgot to turn my anti-stove off now everything is under 2 inches of frost Hi guys I do things sometimes. Quality of said things will vary.
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hope he freeze to death
wait shit I forgot people live outside the states and that other climates exist. Oops
im strangely compelled to STOP whatever im doing...
Do you just not have seasons where you're from
or do you just not have trees
Either option is equally likely
Love to see the giant penny in any batman-related media. iconic.
everyone buy 5 tickets each, dont even need to go, so we can inflate the tron sales and get a better movie later
I still like how "moving dirt" correlates to "evil fucking hatred magic" and both characters we see use it are just sweet cutie patooties
Once I get around to applying for a credit card then most likely yes!
how is he doing that. michael stop you cannot seperate the good from the bad, nor can you remove the bad from the good
perhaps I should be the change I want to see in the world. I will make the heavily stylized webcomic that starts as a shitpost but evolves to a serious and very in-depth story. And like all those who came before me I will drop off the face of the earth with zero contact methods. sob.
I've been going through old stuff that I've read, but it's all! inactive! With no news or announcement or nothing!

on a side note. guys please have usernames that aren't just one common word like "doctor" or even worse "o". I want to find you, but you don't link anything!!
Sad at the sheer amount of stuff that I read/follow/otherwise enjoy that are on some sort of hiatus.
Then again I am not one to speak goodness gracious I need to finish something ANYTHING
Quite a sudden jump in detail /lh
THERE ARE MORE OF THEM?!
(this is not new information)
is that... the bob.? squarespong...
The yeast would come to my aid in a time of great need
Young boy is severely disappointed by the main character's lack of main character abilities; turns into a robot upon hearing Carl Sagan's name
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Final Fantasy VII fanart circa 2015-2016

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btw here is my immortal legacy in menaces. I can't wait to spam this every time I hit a good magnet buster.
and then proceed to get my ass beat by 24 karat cogwyn skin.
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
FINAL? nah we need to chain you to a basement and crank out another 5 years of increasingly difficult-to-follow shenanigans for us and then go on indefinite hiatus cliffhanger due to wrist pain
What did he mean by this...
I like the thought that Tenna just has a normal human head and wears the TV like a helmet