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Future psychic

@amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social

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Not psychic yet, but I’m working on it :3 1/3 of Blank Bodies, musician, big dawg.

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Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · 3d

Crying in the shower, nothing happened I’m just scared of the shower.

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · 25d

You’re too liberal with the sour cream and it’s bad for moral

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · 28d

I can’t stop shitting. It’s been years and it still happens once or twice a week, no matter how much I give up sins

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Sep 13

Should I grab all 3 alt covers?

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Sep 7

Natasha bedingford’s unwritten is my Roman Empire of the evening

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Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Dec 25

Hey everyone;

Can you do me a quick favor?

Bluesky has been throttling our reach

So if this shows up in your feed can you comment “Hey coach”

So I know who sees my content.

Thank you, 🫡

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Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Sep 7

Makes sense

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Sep 7

The twink to Unc Pipeline is crazy

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Aug 17

Bashar al-Assad must be stopped

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Aug 16

Ordering halo patches to put on this vintage Vietnam jacket as we speak

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Aug 16

Halloweens coming up and I need to start working on my costume. I’m thinking of going as stolen valor, any suggestions?

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Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Aug 13

Taking an edible and watching Swingers (1996) till it integrates into my personality, if you wanna come over.

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Jul 29

Someone should invent an asexual version of Cockhero.

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Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Jul 4

This scared the fucking shit out of me

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Jul 4

Remembered America.

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Jul 4

I enjoy eating food but the repercussions of my actions worry me. (I have something stuck in my teeth)

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · May 12

Drank too much piss and now I’m in a P-hole

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Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · May 10

Accidentally wore my slippers to the grocery store.

Buy a @blankbodies.bsky.social shirt!

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#vampirethemasquerade #tabletop #ttrpg

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Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · May 8

Damn I look good in that shirt, I should buy one type shit

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · May 1

Cookin’

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Apr 26

Laughing makes me smile, tbh

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Apr 16

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Blank Bodies @blankbodies.bsky.social · Apr 12

Making podcasts is hard #bbnomula #vampirethemasquerade #vampire #ttrpg #worldofdarkness

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Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Apr 3

Please stop raining, my biological clock is ticking and I NEED to mow the lawn

Future psychic @amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social · Apr 1

#lifehack you don’t have to pay at target if you finish your treat before you get to the register :3