Green-Eyed Pickle
@amidlifecrisis.bsky.social
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DMs closed 🔞Green-eyed, freckly sensual short curvy soft 43yo married mum. Brat / sub (mostly) / exhibitionist / thick dicks / all holes / oral / manly voice kink / degradation / praise / cnc *No to feet and mummy kinks*
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Just for the record, I’ll never ask you to treat me, I’ll never ask for a reshare, I only ask that you’re kind in your comments. If you don’t like, please feel free to scroll on, or block. I’m only here for fun and to explore ☺️
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Yep, I’ll second this. Regular cutie with a potty mouth 😝
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That’s a really tough choice
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No clue where the candle came from. Or went to.
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I seem to have amassed quite a few more in the Pickle Posse this weekend. Welcome to all of you, I hope you like what I share.

Here’s a flashback to last weekend when my girlfriend thought it was funny to rip my tights off me 🤭 and some of my shenanigans - I shouldn’t be allowed out 🤣
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My boobs feel huge today. Don’t know why
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Tell my bank account that. Just ordering more lingerie 🫣
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have far too many clothes and I’ve had to replace most of my wardrobe with the weight loss
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She’s ready. Inner hippy is out today.