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Secluded cabin dwelling old goth who makes stained glass cryptids & character relics. 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇨🇦 Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · Jan 11

🖤Hello folks🖤
This is NOT really a crafting account

Yes I share my original stained glass creations but this is *mostly* a place of Queer Fandom Brain Rot

If you follow me for stained glass
PLEASE understand
what I post is MOSTLY
Silly Gay Ass Pirates
&
a heap of existential dread

NSFW
18+

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 4h

J took apart *at least* 5 firepits to restore the area.
There was Barely a place to pitch multiple damn tents.

We've been going up there for years and this was some serious nonsense so he fixed it.

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 4h

Oh no this was much stoooopider....some asshats earlier in the season made a BUNCH of fire pits in the same area ...I assume so every single dipshit could cook their own hotdog on their own fire.

I blame whoever left that fucking has station cowboy hat.

I tripped over one of those empty pits.

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 15h

Really!!!!
I am NO stranger to a broken body but this is specifically bad!!!

Considering the 100km drive to get X-rays but they'd just ignore it anyways and flag me as drug seeking...and lol..... I've already got the drugs leftover from not needing them after MAJOR SURGERY

this HURTS more!!

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 15h

Silly me thinking that I'm too old to sleep in a tent anymore .... Pppppfffbbpppffffttttt...

when it was absofuckinglutely falling tits over tail onto large pointy rocks in the dark

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 15h

Sooooooo
Yeahhhh

I guess the real camping is the couch and grievous bodily harm we found along the way?

Now I'm on leftover morphine and hot water bottle and feeling smoOooOOooshy.

Smoooshhhyyyyy
And good

And my body is like whoa this was a lot of endorphins let's get horny?

Why are bodies?

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 15h

Bit of a roller coaster today with pain SO bad it actually made me high from pain.

I miiiiiight have cracked ribs or something from falling over the fire pit when we were camping.

Like hit by a truck can barely walk full body extra rib pains.

Hurts worse than recovering from major surgery

Wtf

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 17h

Lovely!!

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 19h

Really really real.

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 20h

I really should....... shouldn't I......

I mean..
Come on.

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 20h

I kinda wish we kept the hat for him ...but also...one of the dogs definitely peed on it at some point.

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 1d

TEEEFS

He found an abandoned gas station cowboy hat and many empty Jello shots in the bush.

There was clear evidence of a herd of drunk chicks... or just CJ ... in them there mountains.

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck yeah camping!

Fuck yeah
NOT
camping!

Ran out of water a bit early and came home
lucky we did!

HOLY SHIT RAIN

so that's nice
warm in bed with a hot water bottle

That might actually be my last time ground tent camping because my body is falling apart.

BEAUTIFUL
Fall is the best time

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 4d

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 4d

I am literally shoving many ears of corn into my damn purse as we leave out the door.

HAPPY
CAMPSGIVING

See you sickos in a week.

Gonna full moon bask in the hot springs.

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 4d

We used to camp like
Buttons\Izzy

Psychedelics and lifelong efficient camping gear.

Now we camp like
Stede\Roach

3 duvet covers, an extra tent, an entire bed, solar everything.....so much velvet .....so much cast iron, hot sauce, whisky and pot.
Extra knifes.
Extra pillows.

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 4d

Trying to convince Mr.Amoeba that we do not have to take 50lbs of cast iron camping.

We only need the one perfect pan...not every damn chunk of metal...

Mission impossible....

a man is holding a frying pan in his hand in front of a mountain .

ALT: a man is holding a frying pan in his hand in front of a mountain .

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 4d

DOG ARE SUSPICIOUS AND STOKED
THEY KNOW CAMPING IS HAPPENING WHEN THEY SEE SHIT GET REAL

campsgiving is the only holiday that actually matters in this house

we need more cheese
And more pot
And probably more cider

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 4d

Telescope = Packed
Potatoes= packed

ENTIRE BED INCLUDING THE MATTRESS
Because I am too old for sleeping on fucking rocks for a week...
Packed!

Whiskey!
Tent!
TOO MANY SWEATERS!
all the socks...

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 4d

Looking at the moon.
Looking at the weather.

Shit we gotta GO!
CANCEL ALL APPOINTMENTS!
Packing up the van with all the ingredients.

Campsgiving is NOW NOW NOW NOW

!NOW!
Before the snow hits the hot springs.

It's lovely when it's actually fully snowed in but the beginning sucks.

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 5d

I guess since I've never driven, no kids, off-grid cabin blah blah blah wank therefore I'm morally superior and more worthy of air.

ROLLING MY EYES SO HARD THEY ACTUALLY FALL OUT OF MY HEAD

if anyone tried to lecture asthma medication near me I would rip out my lung and beat them to death

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 5d

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 6d

8 works!

@cannibalsnplaid.bsky.social

8?

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 6d

This was exactly what I thought.

Loose time.
Own pace.
Everyone yelling into the same hole.

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 6d

What thread on discord are we using?

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 6d

@cannibalsnplaid.bsky.social
@gothsockmonkey.bsky.social

Let's do it

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