Dong Quixote
@amphoera.bsky.social
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i want a car with a huge bubbly ass that its safe to brake check people with
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you can illuminate a cat with candy wrappers 👍
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everyone say HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY BELLE @bunsoir.bsky.social
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when you curse the names of those moldy explorers this fine columbus day if its not too much trouble can you spit on gauguins grave also. columbus cook magellan and paul gauguin
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i couldny figure out where the blood and gore was for a second because i was too busy looking at zephyrs boobies
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lately ive been getting a hint of berry every time i take my meds so i took a whiff of my metformin and it smells like berry FOR SURE... i was confused and disturbed i miss her unwashed pussy stank 💔
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i wish i was a kitty kitty cat cat tearing up the carpet with my claws i bet it feels good as fuck to express a little instinctive natural behavior that pisses you off
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whats it say abt me that i saw a pile of flat vaguely round objects wrapped in plastic and i got excited because i thought my folks bought new crab nets. they weren't. i don't live anywhere near an ocean
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couldn't rest last night until i made a horseboy
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annual tryign colors again
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im so horny i could fuck a hungrse
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wormy in da cabbage patch
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lamp chob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"are you okay?" "do you need help?" "should we contact someone?" please stop talking to me i'm trying to trigger a manic episode
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wormy in da cabbage patch
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most fucking exhausting thing about hanging out with dykes is the all out no holds barred every woman to himself fistfight that occurs every time we come across a door
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i noticed some places are offering half scoops which are the size my brain expects a scoop of ice cream to be
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old chinese people when i hit em with the 中文?
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new favorite tiktok
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and baby, im starving 😣