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Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 4d

I’m trying to watch more stuff do more than just watch the same 2-3 shows on repeat ad nauseam, so welcome to “Bees Is Watching Weeb Shit: The Thread”

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Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 10h

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 10h

Our heroes in a half shell can't fight on an empty stomach! These flavorful full-art pizza basic lands will give you the fuel to cast some #MTGxTMNT spells.

This image depicts five full art lands.
From left to right:
Plains. This illustration shows a three fingered hand picking up a slice of pizza with banana slices arranged into the shape of a sun as toppings.

Island. This illustration shows a three fingered hand holding up a slice of pizza with sardines and an onion in the shape of a water drop as toppings.

Swamp. This illustration shows a furred hand with pointed claw-like nails grabbing a slice of pizza with a mushroom in the shape of a skull as a topping,

Mountain. This illustration shows a slice of pizza held on the blade of a sai, the peperoni on the pizza is in the shape of a fire ball.

Forest. This illustration shows a three fingered hand holding a slice of pizza in the palm of his hand, the veggie pizza has a prominent broccoli in the shape of a tree as a topping.

Along the bottom of the image reads: "Pizza Lands".

Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 10h

if they do power rangers…

Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 10h

Oh no but… oh no this plays good with Super Shredder.

Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 10h

(It absolutely should be)

Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 10h

Have you see how adorable he is? YOU try telling him.

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 10h

Combining individual strengths to create a dream team is a core part of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Each Partner card in the #MTGxTMNT Commander Deck highlights those strengths and adds a different flair to your path to victory.

This image depicts the Leonardo, The Balance card. Three mana, one white. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card art: This art depitcts a humanoid turtle warrior standing in a crouched defensive postion with two twin katana held in each hand, his arms crossed to protect his torso.

Rules text: Whenever a token you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Do this only once each turn.
White mana, blue mana, black mana, red mana, green mana: Creature you control gain menace, trample and lifelinkt until end of turn.
Partner - Character select (You can have two Commanders if both have this ability) Power 3/Toughness 3

This image depicts the card "Donatello, the Brains". Two mana, one blue. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card Art: This is an illustration of a humanoid turtle sitting at an L shaped desk. He has one hand hovering over a keyboard while he turns his body away from the computer and towards a small tube filled with ooze. On another part of the table, a piece of pizza sits on a plate as a rat nibbles at the toppings.

Rules text: I one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a Mutagen token are created instead.
Partner - Character Select (You can have two Commanders if both have this ability)
Power two/toughness four

Flavor text: "I always thought there 'd be more to the ooze."

This image depicts the card of "Raphael, the Muscle". Four mana, red mana. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card art: This is an illustation of a humanoid turtle with broad shoulders and a thick muscled build. His arms are frozen mid swipe as clutched in each hand is a twin sai held backwards. His mouth is set into a snarl.

Rules text: Double all damage that creature you control with counters on them would deal.
When Raphael enters, create a Mutagen token.
Partners -- Character Select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.) Power four, toughness four.

This image depicts the card "Michelangelo, the Heart". One mana, one green. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Card art: This is an illustration of a humanoid turtle breakdancing and frozen in a one arm hand stand in front of a well loved couch. He kicks his legs in two different directions, one in front of him, the other catching a pizza box and his other arm is holding up a pizza. Another pizza box rests on his head as he smiles.

Rules text: Trample.
Raid (the Fridge) - At the beginning of your second main phase, if you attacked this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token.
Partner - Character Select (You may have two commanders f you both have this ability) Power two/toughness one.

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Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 11h

“Please ignore the vehicle that’s been spotted multiple times now! It’s still a surprise!”

Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 20h

Hot take: Bionicle wasn’t that great. You were 12 and it was one of the first stories with attempted world building that you got into.

Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 20h

Bionicle Fan Not Trying To Make Every Topic About Bionicle Challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 1d

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Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 21h

Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 1d

There’s been a few. They’ve done a few sets of Team Rocket-owned Pokemon and Dark Pokemon as well.

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Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 2d

He really does know everyone.

Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 2d

Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 2d

Hnnngggh

preternia @preternia.com · 2d

Jada Toys Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers Akuma will go up for preorder tomorrow (10/9) at 10:00 AM EST at BBTS, Entertainment Earth, & GameStop.

Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 2d

If Sabrina Carpenter is so big how come Weird Al hasn’t done his parody “Cheese, Cheese, Cheese” yet

Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 2d

Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 3d

4. Senyu is art. It is the most chaotic, overstimulating thing I’ve seen in years.

Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 3d

And before they come up, the current slate so far:
- Frieren
- Digimon Beatbreak
- May I Ask For One Final Thing
- Spy X Family
- Laidback Camp
- Bravern
- Campfire Cooking

Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck it, give me your anime recommendations you weebs. I’m not one for power fantasy shit.

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Rei_ @randomfactor.bsky.social · 3d

kid vid is nonbinary now

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Rei_ @randomfactor.bsky.social · 3d

the burger king kids club was basically designed from whole cloth to eradicate a chud from orbit like a laser beam

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 4d

the wave of weaponized nostalgia for 90s-style multiculturalism and political correctness is gonna hit different

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Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 3d

3. Watched the first four episodes of Frieren. For all the memes and jokes about the show, it is way more of an emotional drain than I expected… and yet here I am clicking the next episode button.

a group of cartoon characters are standing around a chest

Alt: mimic…

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Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 4d

2. May I Ask For One Final Thing has a very simple premise: Woman’s engagement to a piece of shit gets broken off, and now she’s going around punching anyone that is a real piece of shit. Two episodes are out but I am completely sold.

A true queen. A girlboss. A real motherfucker. A goddamn icon.

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Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 4d

1. Watched the first episode of Digimon BeatBreak. Sold on the style and the overall premise, but I don’t have a good grasp of the characters after the first episode. Not sure where it’s going from here, but I’ll give it a few more episodes to see how it shakes out.

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Oh no, it’s Bees! @anarmyofbees.bsky.social · 4d

I’m trying to watch more stuff do more than just watch the same 2-3 shows on repeat ad nauseam, so welcome to “Bees Is Watching Weeb Shit: The Thread”

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