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Andrew Stones

Andrew Stones

@andrewstones.com

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UK-based multi-disciplinary artist - main bsky profile. @salmonsongs.com for sound and music releases. @mistersalmon.com for activities under that alias. DMs disabled (age non-verified).

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Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · Dec 11

Who I am and what I do
#art #arts #contemporaryarts #artist #artists #contemporaryartists #culture #finearts #avantgarde #politicalart

Andrew Stones: Official Artist's Home Page

Andrew Stones, UK-based, multi-disciplinary contemporary artist

www.andrewstones.com

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 2d

I have quite a few in mind and on HD… no time to list right now, but: The Strange World of Planet X; Four-Sided Triangle; Invasion (1966); Timeslip… off the top of my head…

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 2d

"…hopping!… hopping!…"
From a time when [male] Brits with philosophical/literary aspirations could lead in sci-fi. Without doing any formal research I’ll punt that this is indicative of a whole ethno-specific sub-genre, coming to its tortured, drawn-out end in late Dr Who…

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 2d

If your next question is not: "why does this drive *me* (in particular) mad?" then you’re not really thinking too deeply, are you? You’re demonstrating that you’re *atavistically* anti-progressive. Obv, pathetically, that now counts as ’making a point.’ For some.

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 3d

Film-review injuries: so niche!

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 3d

Grim as your posts often are, jeff, they are also very funny.
I have laughed.

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 3d

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Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · Aug 7

'Krypto Fair'
Panel 16/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
#notesfortheendtimes #art #writing #poetry #micropoetry #artistsbooks #textart #contemporaryart #politicalart #cryptocurrency #finance

'Krypto Fair'.
Panel 16 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times'
May 2025 online version.
Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025.
Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading:
"Hucksters of krypto!
Take me to the fair!"

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 3d

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Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · Aug 11

'Rallying Cry (CEOs)'
Panel 17/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
#notesfortheendtimes #art #writing #poetry #micropoetry #artistsbooks #textart #contemporaryart #politicalart #economics #preppers

'Rallying Cry (CEOs)'.
Panel 17 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times'
May 2025 online version.
Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025.
Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading:
"CEOs!
To the billionaire bunkers!
And death!"

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 3d

But you do become utterly boring.

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 3d

'Emperor's New Forum'
Panel 36/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #graphicart #writing #poetry #politics #socialmedia #dystopia #surveillance

'Emperor's New Forum'.
Panel 36 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times'
May 2025 online version.
Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025.
Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading:
"The Emperor's New Forum,
harvesting the revelations
of the needy subjects

Red tick blue tick
any colour tick, please check notifications"

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 7d

ShitBit. Includes one month free subscription to CrapApp.
(I know, I should've gone into advertising)

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 7d

Dr Who vs. Yayoi Kusama.
So ahead of its time.

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 9d

Top choice!
It’s almost as if… everything that humans can do has already been done, and will carry on being done, again and again, in superficially novel ways, until the human-made mess is so intractable that nothing can be done.
Funny, though.

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 9d

Nice one (or three)

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 9d

‘Teeshirt Say (Bad Words)'
Panel 35/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #politicalart
#artistsbooks #contemporaryart #graphicart #socialmedia #onlineabuse

'Teeshirt Say (Bad Words)'.
Panel 35 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times'
May 2025 online version.
Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025.
Square format panel. Dark grey background with white line drawing of a tee-shirt, bearing the text:
"BAD WORDS
FOR YOU
AND YOUR KIND"

Reposted by Andrew Stones

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 12d

'Peace (Subscription)'
Panel 34/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#philosophy #selfhelp #wellness #baitandswitch

'Peace (Subscription)'.
Panel 34 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times'
May 2025 online version.
Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025.
Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading:
"Peace of mind guaranteed!
(Subscription Only)"

Reposted by Andrew Stones

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 17d

'Policy Headlines, End Times'
Panel 33/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#socialcontrol #dystopia #surveillance

'Policy Headlines, End Times'.
Panel 33 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times'
May 2025 online version.
Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025.
Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading:
"Policy Headlines, End Times
Curriculum: program
Healthcare: paid levels
Public Parks: facial recognition
Emergency Services: emergency forces"

Reposted by Andrew Stones

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 21d

'Telescreen'
Panel 32/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#literature #georgeorwell #1984 #dystopia #surveillance

'Telescreen'.
Panel 32 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times'
May 2025 online version.
Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025.
Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading:
"Telescreen:
a camera in the fascia
tracks the room; a non-optical probe
seeks nearby devices.

Password lists,
family and social links,
bank-account details,
medical records."

Reposted by Andrew Stones

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 24d

'Cats with Names'
Panel 31/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#cats #pets #anthropomorphism

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'Cats with Names'.
Panel 31 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times'
May 2025 online version.
Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025.
Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading:
"In bare apartments, cats with names:
Margot,
Scraper,
Poledance,
Pudding,
Target,
Bags"

Reposted by Andrew Stones

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 27d

'Delivery Driver'
Panel 30/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics
#onlineshopping #datamining #intellectualproperty

'Delivery Driver'.
Panel 30 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times'
May 2025 online version.
Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025.
Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading:
"New-breed delivery driver:
leave shitty goods on doorstep,
steal any new ideas left out,
return to boss"

Reposted by Andrew Stones

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · Sep 26

'Last Dogs With Names'
Panel 29/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #art #textart #writing #poetry #politics #dogs #pets #anthropomorphism

'Last Dogs With Names'.
Panel 29 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times'
May 2025 online version.
Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025.
Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading:
"The last dogs with names, tearing around:
Betty,
Pirate,
Dropship,
Badfaith,
Doomer,
Mate"

Reposted by Andrew Stones

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · Sep 23

'Impossible Venn'
Panel 28/50 from ‘Notes for the End Times’,
2025-05 online version.
**The work so far: go to @andrewstones.com, scroll down to title/announcement page, read up**
#endtimes #satire #politicalart #art #textart #writing #micropoetry #sociology #demographics #venndiagram

'Impossible Venn'.
Panel 28 of 50 from the graphic/text work 'Notes for the End Times'
May 2025 online version.
Copyright © Andrew Stones 2025.
Square format panel. Grey background with white typewriter script, reading:
"Impossible Venn diagram, three sets:
1. Believers in ancient texts
2. Believers in half-baked futurism
3. Cynics"

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 9d

For Buckley, it’s all about Buckley...

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 9d

More like the companion animals…

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 9d

No such thing exists.
I dislike all photos of me.

Andrew Stones @andrewstones.com · 10d

They interviewed Winslet?