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KING GIF

@angryartistapparel.bsky.social

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📍Chicago (LowEnd Baby) Graphic+Street Wear Designer Places You can find me are 👇🏼 https://angryartistapparel.bigcartel.com Instagram.com/bacpak_kiid Instagram.com/angry_artist_apparel

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · May 1

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 30m

GoodMorning…

Did y’all feel that breeze when you woke up this morning? Yea…I did too.

Grab yourself a hoody, before they run out.

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 1h

So…..nobody wants her, even if they are hungry and that’s the only option left?

KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 4h

😂😂😂

KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 4h

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 4h

lol this what yall asked for 😂😂

KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

@lee0222.bsky.social look just hear me out bruh…😂😂

KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 6h

Aight yall…im bout to tell yall about the time I took back diapers from a baby shower!

KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

Full story is on my page lol

Raphael Phaasiq @rize4eva.bsky.social · 6h

With zero context, YES

KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 7h

Yall can I ask a question?

Am I petty for taking back diapers from a baby shower?!

KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

Story is up lol

KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

Go on my page I just posted the whole story lol

KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

Moral of the story…

It’s a reason they offer DNA testing at the hospital before you sign that certificate.

Mario didn’t get on 2K today, however he did offer Texas an apology for snapping off on us.

Now I ask yall again…WAS I PETTY FOR RETURNIN STUFF?

I’m gone…

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

After all the items were gathered, I told Mario “well, I can see y’all got some sorting out to do. I’ll see you on 2K when we run tomorrow” and I bounced.

Took my black ass right back to Jewel and returned the Diapers, Bottle Warmer, and Pacifiers I grabbed. Then took Texas to return the stroller

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

So she basically felt like Mario was a better choice of a Man, even tho Bowser was the actual father.

So now in my mind im like “well shit, I brought these gifts for my homies baby, and since it’s no longer his baby, these are no longer gifts. And I don’t donate to liars”

So I packed up like

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

When I tell yall, Texas jumped up with the “AHA!” right on Que!

Dev packed his meatballs to go

And I jumped up right behind him, and was like “oh shit, time to go”, like the piano ma off color purple when Sophia was bout to wreck shop (go look it up if you haven’t seen it)

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

Why this nigga Bowser pull out his phone with TEXT MESSAGE RECEIPTS, and got Peach pinned DEAD TO RIGHTS!

Basically Bowser knocked her up, and got locked up right before she got all clingy to Mario.

Now my homie lookin at her and asks “is this true”

And her response: “Look she’s not yours but”

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

But I digress; so yall…now Bowser, Peach and Mario all standing there arguing, and Peach is more so talking to Bowser, and she says

“I told you, this baby ain’t gon have nothing to do with you, if you can’t get your life together.”

And now Mario is like “the fuck you talking about”

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

So now Mario is up out his seat like “nigga who is you?!” And when I tell yall Bowser played the shit so smooth, foolie said, “the nigga you bout to share custody with”

And while everybody else is baffled and behooved, I’m just like…

”Damn…did he just freestyle that one right off the dome?”

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

Suddenly…guess who buss in the house past the parents….

Yup…yall already know…BOWSER BIG ASS! And this nigga was on GO MODE!

“So you really was gonna try to have this shower like I ain’t the daddy huh?”

And now everybody is sitting up in the seats, music dun stopped, balloons deflating…

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

And while she’s having words at the door, Papa Peach heads over to check it out. Now while both Peach parents was at the door, we just looking at Mario like…”bruh, everything good?” But foolie was just sitting there nonchalant. However Peach…oh she was sweating bullets

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

Then like a plot twist in a movie, we just hear hard ass knocks at the door. And as a brother who has had a warrant before, I was instantly like “if it’s the police my name is Pedro and I’m running for president”

After a few more hard knocks Mama Peach went to the door, and instantly she was on 10

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

Now y’all know how Baby Showers be. Stupid games, dumb prizes, and Baby Shower Meatballs.

Now while we’re playing the Balloon pregnancy game. Someone asked Peach what she was naming the baby, and when she said “if it’s a boy, Mario Jr” Texas instantly gets to lookin at Peach like:

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

So now here we are. This past Saturday afternoon…we all walking in to this baby shower, just trying to be the best type of friends we can be.

I dun went and bought gifts, the whole nine yards. And I’m just walking thru the house looking for the drop off table like:

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

And after 5 mins of … … …

THE LONGEST PARAGRAPH I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE, came across my screen.

Basically Mario cussed all us out for even asking that question, and that we should just be happy for him and his Girl.

So that’s what we did.

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

So now, we tryna find politically correct ways to ask Mario, if he’s sure that he’s the only one who dun knocked the coins outta shorty, but it’s like….how tf do you ask that without being rude?!

Well…my boy Texas was like fuck it, and in the main GC he simply says

“So you claiming this baby?”

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

Now of course you know all the homies minds went right back to that night, and we instantly went to the OTHER group chat. Yall know…the one that doesn’t include ERRBODY…

And instantly it was a “nah…he Popped Peach?!”

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KING GIF @angryartistapparel.bsky.social · 5h

So boom…yall might remember when I asked a few months ago, “what would yall do, would you tell ya homie?”

And the people had elected for us to mind our business, and STFU. So we did. Up until last month when we got these little pink envelopes in the mail

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