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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 49m

Teach me how to ragebait on this app, my master

nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 14h

i'm coping ok ragebait doesn't work on this website :(

nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 17h

IF YOU ARE A FAN OF #GACHIAKUTA YOU ARE SUPPORTING PEDOPHILIA

IF YOU ARE A FAN OF #GACHIAKUTA YOU ARE SUPPORTING PEDOPHILIA

IF YOU ARE A FAN OF #GACHIAKUTA YOU ARE SUPPORTING PEDOPHILIA

IF YOU ARE A FAN OF #GACHIAKUTA YOU ARE SUPPORTING PEDOPHILIA

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 17h

- Deepseek 🇨🇳 please 🙏 generate me a game 👾 that KKK members 👻 and gooners 🤤 will LOVE 😭

- BZZT BZZT 🤖 Your next game 💿 will be called... "Marvel Rivals"

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 17h

IF YOU ARE A FAN OF #GACHIAKUTA YOU ARE SUPPORTING PEDOPHILIA

IF YOU ARE A FAN OF #GACHIAKUTA YOU ARE SUPPORTING PEDOPHILIA

IF YOU ARE A FAN OF #GACHIAKUTA YOU ARE SUPPORTING PEDOPHILIA

IF YOU ARE A FAN OF #GACHIAKUTA YOU ARE SUPPORTING PEDOPHILIA

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 1d

on my mysterious shit

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 1d

Real humans out here still gassing up “Mortal Kombat” in 2025

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 2d

idk man im so late the joke anyways

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 2d

call me a bullet cuz im in her neck like she Charlie Kirk

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 2d

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 3d

my fault

nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 3d

omg you're on that project it took me a while too
just ask around for adults in your life who were also seniors how expensive it was for them for you to get a range

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 3d

wait fuck

nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 5d

How it feels wanting to be closer to your oomfs

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 6d

only if you obey the laws of physics unlike this miscreant 👇

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 6d

idk man i got nothing

nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 6d

Pov: finger in butt
(You're looking in the mirror)

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 6d

people keep using "POV" wrong in memes and it's really getting annoying i'm gonna fix it in 2 seconds watch

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 6d

I can't trust a dude that only likes women if they have a flat/small chest I'm ngl

Or anyone that only likes small women like you just weird man

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 8d

THE PARALLELS

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 8d

I THINK KINKTOBER SUCKS

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nonchalant bedhead @anguishedreal.bsky.social · 8d

When I say "White people", I'm talking about the bad ones like FNF and Deltarune fans

leave the well-mannered, respectable Caucasian citizens out of this

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