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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 4d

The only thing more delicious than trump being (rightfully) overlooked for a Nobel is the whining maga community shedding tears about trump not getting a Nobel.

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 4d

trump doesn’t win an election … says it was rigged.

Isn’t awarded a Nobel … says politics are to blame.

Anyone else starting to see a pattern here? 🤔

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 12d

800 people attended that meeting and Hegseth was the 801st most qualified to lead it.

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 13d

There’s nobody happier about the government shutdown than Pete Hegseth - because it takes the focus off the disastrous speech he gave yesterday.

#FAFO #TotalCringe #DUIHire

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 14d

Cost estimates being shared are between $6 MM and $7MM for this b.s. meeting that could have been a $1 zoom call.

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 18d

Unless Amelia Earhart crashed landed on Epstein Island, nobody gives a crap.

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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 24d

HOURS after Russian jets violated Estonian airspace (a direct challenge to NATO) trump was asked about it and said he didn’t want to comment b/c he hadn’t yet been briefed. But ask him about the ballroom he’s building and he’ll tell you the Pantone numbers for the curtains he’s putting in.

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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · 24d

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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Sep 5

Wow! Major breaking news from the trump administration … a name change.

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Sep 5

Another dismal jobs report for America and the trump administration. Does this mean former chief statistician of the BLS Erika McEntarfer can have her job back? Or is the new person getting fired too?

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Sep 2

Moving Space Command…

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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Aug 25

Well, it’s been at least three weeks since JD Vance took his family on a vacation. Time for another one.

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Aug 18

So far the Alaska trip has yielded trump telling Ukraine NATO is not an option, land and will be lost signaling and Americans will no longer be able to vote by mail. Any minute now trump is going to start clucking like a chicken because apparently Putin hypnotized him.

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Aug 14

Again …. Pirro passed the bar in 1974 and hasn’t passed one since.

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Aug 14

At this point, given the terrible news for the economy, there’s a good chance trump might finally release the Epstein files just to distract us.

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Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Aug 13

Trump’s [insert policy or idea] Are Only Going To Get Worse - is a headline that can be used daily.

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Aug 13

Apparently JD Vance likes to vacation every month.

Skiing in Vermont with the family

Site seeing with his wife in Greenland

Disneyland with the family

Nantucket getaway with the wife

Ohio river rafting for his Birthday

Currently in the English countryside with his family

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Aug 12

Jeannine Pirro passed the bar in 1976 and hasn’t passed one since.

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Aug 12

Today Karoline Leavitt said it’s ‘The Hope’ that the trump admin will keep releasing jobs reports under new labor stats chief. How about the Epstein files? Will those be released?

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Aug 10

It would be great if the FBI was even 1/5 as involved in locating the Epstein files as they are in the Texas Democratic Lawmakers.

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Aug 9

💯 accurate. trump is so thirsty for a peace prize and for putin’s approval that he’s willing to screw over anyone to get it.

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Aug 7

trump is now talking about changing the census to exclude undocumented immigrants because he’s in the Epstein files

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Aug 1

What does anyone expect from the guy who once said “if we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any” during the height of the COVID outbreak.

Headlines & Punchlines @anonymoussource.bsky.social · Aug 1

Bad jobs report? Fire the head of Bureau of Labor and Statistics. This is the logic from the moron who once said “if we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any” during the height of the COVID outbreak.

America deserves so much better.