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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 13h
I like to think they were playing an easy-listening muzak version of The Day I Tried To Live
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 2d
Fast becoming a reality
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 2d
New Alien vs Dictatinator movie just dropped
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 2d
It is, in a manner of speaking
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 3d
Don't you dare, DON'T YOU DARE give me any more of those PATHETIC LIES 😡
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 4d
Ripping off her customers - i.e. ensuring they lose as much money as possible - is the betting industry business model
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 4d
A 12-foot-tall Anton Chigurh would be better at keeping trespassers off your goddamn property
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 7d
RIP Expressionless Synth Bloke
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 8d
Yeah, you're probably a serial killer
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 9d
Yet another reason to dump manchild's app
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 9d
There is a separate issue of some police forces not responding to low-value shoplifting incidents due to shortage of officers - but shoplifting less than £200 is not and has never been legalised
Info here:
fullfact.org/government-t...
Has the government ended the ‘immunity’ on ‘low-value’ shoplifting? – Full Fact
Full Fact takes a look at Labour’s promise to end ‘immunity’ for some types of shoplifting.
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 9d
That's not the case - shoplifting of less than £200 is currently treated as a summary offence triable in magistrates court, with a maximum 6 month prison sentence (compared to 7 yrs for >£200 & other forms of theft)..
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 10d
No disrespect to your cat, but they'd fuck him up if he tried anything
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 10d
I like to think he had the hots for Vampira in real life
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 10d
PULL THE STRING! 😬
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 10d
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerissa...
Nerissa and Katherine Bowes-Lyon - Wikipedia
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 17d
The one album they did with Wilko Johnson.. sadly never to be repeated
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 17d
Or Can the Can
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 17d
Anything less than 100% pedantic replies wouldn't be pure pedantry
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 21d
They can fix you a free one-way ticket to an exotic location not of your choice
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 26d
How much black market gas would I need to run a genny for 2.5 hrs so I can watch Heat in 4K and 7.1 Atmos one last time before the apocalypse
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 29d
a close up of a man with the words how about that behind him
ALT: a close up of a man with the words how about that behind him
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · Sep 16
No. Security will escort you out.
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · Jul 14
Type 2 Diabetic Barbie.. comes with free triple Big Mac and 64 oz soda accessories
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · Jun 5
This is like in Doom where the Cyberdemon and Spider Mastermind start fighting