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Trump Assures Nation Pro-Palestinian Protesters Living On Free Speech Farm Upstate www.apartment3gazette.com/p/trump-assu...
Trump Assures Nation Pro-Palestinian Protesters Living On Free Speech Farm Upstate
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RFK Jr: Haitian Immigrants Eating Cats And Dogs Incorrectly www.apartment3gazette.com/p/rfk-jr-hai...
RFK Jr: Haitian Immigrants Eating Cats And Dogs Incorrectly
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New App Requires Two-Factor Authentication Like Your Account The Federal Fucking Reserve Or Something www.apartment3gazette.com/p/new-app-re...
New App Requires Two-Factor Authentication Like Your Account The Federal Fucking Reserve Or Something
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Disheveled Elon Musk Announces He Leaving Government Until Something Done About Spiders Crawling Everywhere www.apartment3gazette.com/p/disheveled...
Disheveled Elon Musk Announces He Leaving Government Until Something Done About Spiders Crawling Everywhere
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Trump: No Intention Of Serving As President Beyond This Lifetime www.apartment3gazette.com/p/trump-no-i...
Trump: No Intention Of Serving As President Beyond This Lifetime
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JD Vance Mar-a-Lago Membership Application Denied www.apartment3gazette.com/p/jd-vance-m...
JD Vance Mar-a-Lago Membership Application Denied
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‘More!’ Screams Angry Tom Cruise As He Nears Bottom Of Popcorn Bucket www.apartment3gazette.com/p/more-screa...
‘More!’ Screams Angry Tom Cruise As He Nears Bottom Of Popcorn Bucket
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 3d
Trump Accepts Luxury Wienermobile From Kingdom Of Oscarmayerstan www.apartment3gazette.com/p/trump-acce...
Trump Accepts Luxury Wienermobile From Kingdom Of Oscarmayerstan
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 3d
Asterisk Added To Constitution www.apartment3gazette.com/p/asterisk-a...
Asterisk Added To Constitution
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 3d
Elon Musk Calls Emergency DOGE Meeting To Restore Government Funding Of Sperm Collection Cups www.apartment3gazette.com/p/elon-musk-...
Elon Musk Calls Emergency DOGE Meeting To Restore Government Funding Of Sperm Collection Cups
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 4d
11 ChatGPT Prompts To Help You Dismantle The Federal Government www.apartment3gazette.com/p/11-chatgpt...
11 ChatGPT Prompts To Help You Dismantle The Federal Government
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 4d
"Having a robot guide your behavior as your savings dwindle is quite innovative and efficient.” Musk said.

“Plus, the psychological effect of physical constriction helps people accept their new economic reality."

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Elon Musk Introduces Line Of Belt-Tightening Robots
PALM BEACH, FL — As part of his project to overhaul and eliminate vast swaths of the federal government, a move expected to hobble the economy and force “temporary hardships” on the country,…
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 4d
According to Musk as government services decrease, the AI-powered humanoid device will incrementally tighten your waistband, helping you adapt to smaller portion sizes and reduced expenses.

Some models may come equipped with built-in budget tracking and hunger suppression features.
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 4d
Elon Musk Introduces Line Of Belt-Tightening Robots www.apartment3gazette.com/p/elon-musk-...
Elon Musk Introduces Line Of Belt-Tightening Robots
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 5d
Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring It Totally Normal To Spend 7-9 Hours Per Day On Toilet www.apartment3gazette.com/p/trump-sign...
Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring It Totally Normal To Spend 7-9 Hours Per Day On Toilet
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 5d
Hegseth Suggests Pentagon Could Save Billions By Getting Pitchers Instead Of Individual Beers www.apartment3gazette.com/p/hegseth-su...
Hegseth Suggests Pentagon Could Save Billions By Getting Pitchers Instead Of Individual Beers
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 6d
RFK Jr. Spends Entire Afternoon Explaining To Trump Why You Have To Stir Natural Peanut Butter www.apartment3gazette.com/p/rfk-jr-spe...
RFK Jr. Spends Entire Afternoon Explaining To Trump Why You Have To Stir Natural Peanut Butter
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 6d
Report: Nation Still Needs A Few More Good Superhero Movies To Fully Process 9/11 www.apartment3gazette.com/p/report-nat...
Report: Nation Still Needs A Few More Good Superhero Movies To Fully Process 9/11
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 6d
Trump Vows His Administration Will Be First To Send Astronauts To Die Halfway To Mars www.apartment3gazette.com/p/trump-vows...
Trump Vows His Administration Will Be First To Send Astronauts To Die Halfway To Mars
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 7d
Trump Offers Best Deal Yet On Speakers From Back Of Van www.apartment3gazette.com/p/trump-offe...
Trump Offers Best Deal Yet On Speakers From Back Of Van
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 7d
Trump Administration Adds ‘Bribes’ Page To Official White House Web Site www.apartment3gazette.com/p/trump-admi...
Trump Administration Adds ‘Bribes’ Page To Official White House Web Site
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 7d
‘Blazing Saddles Could Not Be Made Today’ Proclaims Butt Of Every Joke In 'Blazing Saddles' www.apartment3gazette.com/p/blazing-sa...
‘Blazing Saddles Could Not Be Made Today’ Proclaims Butt Of Every Joke In 'Blazing Saddles'
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 8d
Character In Action Movie Drives Wrong Direction On Highway To Shorten Commute By Four Minutes www.apartment3gazette.com/p/character-...
Character In Action Movie Drives Wrong Direction On Highway To Shorten Commute By Four Minutes
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 8d
ICE Announces Casual Violence Fridays www.apartment3gazette.com/p/ice-announ...
ICE Announces Casual Violence Fridays
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Apartment 3 Gazette @apartment3gazette.com · 8d
JD Vance Receives Massage Therapist Certification www.apartment3gazette.com/p/jd-vance-r...
JD Vance Receives Massage Therapist Certification
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