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Apocalypse & Avocados

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Apocalypse & Avocados: Three queer millennials tackle the hellscape that is adulthood with humor, trauma, and overpriced toast. New episodes every Monday! LISTEN, SUBSCRIBE, & FOLLOW US :) https://linktr.ee/apocalypseandavocados #ApocalypseAndAvocados

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Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Sep 1

The podcast is back, and the topic is 'Waiting Mode'. The hosts claim 'we are you'. New episodes will drop on TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS going forward. So get your backlog ready! player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#WaitingMode #NewEpisodeDay #ApocalypseAndAvocados

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Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 29

It’s wild how much of life ends up being lived in ‘waiting mode.’ We hype ourselves up (or stress ourselves out) so much before the thing happens that we barely notice the in-between. Relatable—and kind of messed up that we even dread stuff we want to do. Thanks for putting words to the spiral.

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 29

We're asking the hard-hitting questions. Is time a fake social construct?
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#TimeIsFake #BigQuestions #ApocalypseAndAvocados

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 29

The hosts talk about the sheer exhaustion that comes after a small, dreaded appointment. What's your go-to decompression ritual after a stressful meeting? What do you do to 'reset' your brain?
#Decompression #TheVoid #ApocalypseAndAvocados

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 28

The hosts talk about the 'Sims Theory' of waiting mode: your brain is a sim that can't move until the action is canceled. What's the last time your brain got stuck like a sim? player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#SimsTheory #MentalHealth #BlueskyPods

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 28

The landlord call is at 1 PM... so my brain is just useless until then.
#LandlordCall #ParalyzingAnxiety #SavageSolutions

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 28

The podcast is back, and the topic is 'Waiting Mode'. The hosts claim 'we are you'. If you are currently sitting on your couch, unable to move because you have to pick up takeout in three hours, reply with an emoji. We see you.
#WaitingMode #BlueSpiral #ApocalypseAndAvocados

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 28

Don’t trust anyone who thinks pranks count as a fucking personality.
#PersonalityDisorder #PrankCulture #SavageSolutions

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 28

We're not saying the babysitter did it, but she was the last one there and she's asking for advice. Just saying. What's your conspiracy theory?
#BabysitterTheories #SavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 27

Final call: We need a ruling. Is a dildo in the ass of a dead woman in a ditch a prank, an alibi, or just an average Tuesday night?
#BabysitterDilemma #TrueCrime #ApocalypseAndAvocados

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 27

My parents after my girlfriend made me start showering.
#HygieneCheck #Relatable #SavageSolutions

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 27

What if your boss is your ex?

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 27

What if your boss finds it and thinks your alter-ego is awesome and starts inviting you to work events?

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 27

Okay, Bluesky, let's talk about the ex. Is it wrong to make a fake Insta to stalk them?
#FakeInsta #BossProblems #ApocalypseAndAvocados

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 27

The algorithm hits different after 9 PM. Suddenly my podcast app knows I need chaos, spirals, and questionable life choices. What weird rabbit holes has your night-mode listening taken you down? Screenshots of your 2 AM "Recently Played" welcomed. Listen to The Latest Episode:https://buff.ly/SzBSpMU

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 26

Welcome to the queue shame circle. This is a safe space... to get absolutely roasted for your listening habits. Share your most overdue episode and we'll collectively judge you with love. Bonus: Screenshot your "Started but never finished" folder. Listen to the Latest: buff.ly/SzBSpMU #QueueShame

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 26

Tag someone whose “wait, did that actually happen?” moment broke the timeline today.

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 26

Bluesky bonus—share a group chat screenshot that proves (or disproves) your Mandela memory!

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 26

Is anyone else STILL convinced they saw Peter at a sober brunch? Vote “yes” with a 😂 or admit your own favorite fake memory from the pod.

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 26

I definitely faked it through a whole meme argument because I was two episodes behind.
What’s your most embarrassingly overdue listen, and did your friends call you out?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ChaosConfession #BlueSpiral #QueerPodcasts

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 26

🍳 Tuesday queue roll call:
Which episode are you...actually on, and what’s the most chaotic group chat moment you missed?
Own it, tag a pal who’s ignoring their backlog, and let’s spiral together.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#TuesdayQueue #BlueskyPods #ApocalypseAndAvocados

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 26

Forecast for the group chat: 99% chance someone’s about to restart the Monopoly monocle debate—with “proof.”
Screenshot your wildest memory and tag #MandelaBsky!
Prize: eternal Bluesky validation + possible episode shoutout.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 25

Bluesky confession: I still think Queen Latifah came out on a beach and the Fruit of the Loom logo had a cornucopia.
Is it just me, or did we collectively gaslight ourselves into a parallel brunch universe?
buff.ly/SzBSpMU
#MandelaConfessions #FediverseFeels #ApocalypseAndAvocados

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 25

Quick poll for the nerds:
Which Mandela Effect is officially the most chaotic?
A) Kit-Kat hyphen
B) Pikachu’s tail
C) Monopoly monocle
D) "Luke, I am your father"
Vote and tell the group the Mandela that triggered the last debate meltdown!

Apocalypse & Avocados @apocandavocados.bsky.social · Aug 25

Tag your gaslight buddy—the one who still corrects everyone about Cheez-It vs Cheez-Its, and insists brunch memory is a construct.
Extra love if your whole feed joins the roast.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#GroupGaslight #QueerPodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados