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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 1d

I have some personal experience with taking the time to reevaluate and understand others. It's noble thing you're doing, and I trust you'll be successful in your venture.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 1d

Truthful and insightful. Keep up the good work and I'm sure you will be surprised by your influence.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 1d

I can't say I have ever been called "too kind" before. I'm just doing my job.

I mean, my old job. Force of habit.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 1d

I understand though. Big words are hard for some humans that are still learning their meanings.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 1d

Seems some humans need to be told that empathy is not a sin. I can confirm that it is not, both as a High Authority and by being attached to a Low Authority. These people must be getting it confused with the word "apathy," which sounds similar but is very different - and also not exactly a sin.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 2d

Pass.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 2d

Mnh. Well, uh. It. We were working. I wasn't... listen, it's impossible to ignore them when they make such an impressive entrance. That and their mystique. I MEAN aura. Menacing aura.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 2d

What? No, not remotely. Distracted by what? Not them posing, I'll tell you that much. Probably.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 2d

I can't exactly remember if they stood like this while we argued at Tadfield Air Base, or if it just felt like it to observers.

Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 6d

I love them, your honor!

Aziraphale and Crowley in a lifted ballet pose with THE DRAMA written behind them

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know what you mean by "in" in this context, because you're clearly not referring to style. They don't even match.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 5d

Glad you correctly documented it as "blessed." If you put "holy" in your report, I could see it causing some confusion Upstairs.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 5d

I'll believe that when I see proof.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 5d

Points for creativity, but why did you need to use a water buffalo? Was the demon also riding one?

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 5d

I don't understand you, but I feel the need to forgive you.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 5d

Sure, sure. I see your human logic there. But I happen to know from personal experience that some humans ride sheep. It isn't all horses, and frankly, some of you out there could be a little more creative with your taming and breeding aspirations.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 5d

Did I say something funny?

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 5d

Humans, how did you determine which animals were rideable? I'm betting it was a process of elimination, and if so, I would also wager you haven't found all possible mount options yet.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 7d

If it's any consolation, no human is ever "really, really old" by ethereal standards.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 7d

Isn't that the human word for a good display of fashion sense? I might be using a phrase from a different century. You change your words way too quickly.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 7d

No. Of course not. That's ridiculous.

Well fine, okay - it isn't dissimilar to past events, but let's all remember here how much Gleafer embellishes the truth before we start assigning blame, or affection, or anything else.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 8d

... in my brief absence, I clearly forgot what you are like.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 8d

Ah. I would normally say "think only of the Joy of Humanity's Salvation," but I'm starting to understand things are a little more complicated than that.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 8d

"Snarky"? I'm confused, but that's fine. You seem to be as well.

In the future, you can always pray if you miss me. I mean, I am out of office and unlikely to get back to you even if I wasn't, but it might make you feel better.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 8d

It's @lord-beelzebub.bsky.social 's feather. I didn't think I'd need to tell you that, but you could have guessed it, I'm sure. Better luck next time.

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Archangel Gabriel @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social · 8d

Why does the little moss-man think She is unhappy with me?

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