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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 11h

So much I wanted to do about the eps today... draw, write my thoughts and takes, do some collages and vids but they’re murdering me here for real and even my body can’t keep up anymore with the inhumanity, abuse, cruelty and deprivation.
Please just let me live... ;

Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 11h

Starvation is really hitting hard, I can’t walk so much as to the bathroom without staggering and keeping having to stop and regain full balance before attempting another step.
I need out, I did everything to live safe and free with good people, please let me live... ;

Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 12h

Alastor is my laptop’s system name & Anthony is my mobile’s.
For my broken and best-loved laptop’s name, I kept switching between Victor and Vincent.
Al & Tony came from Haz but the V’s did not so now that Vox’s name is out, seems like I’m the centre of a rather serendipitous baptism of electronics.

Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 14h

One of the best things I ever saw and it had to be when I’m being killed by a lifetime of constant abuse, various tortures and starvation.
My despair, terror, isolation, agony & being beyond devastated all need cruder words if anyone is to conjure a barest inkling of imagination on how it feels... ;

Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 23h

CALLED IT.

It actually HAPPENED and I was on the money even on the match-ups, holy hell.

#HazbinHotelAlastor
#HazbinHotelNifty #HazbinHotelValentino
#HazbinHotelHusk #HazbinHotelVelvette
#RadioTrio #TheVees
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2
#Hellaverse

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 23h

CALLED IT.

It actually HAPPENED and was on the money even on the match-ups, holy hell.

#HazbinHotelAlastor
#HazbinHotelNifty #HazbinHotelValentino
#HazbinHotelHusk #HazbinHotelVelvette
#RadioTrio #TheVees
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2
#Hellaverse

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 3d

Heyo @amirtalai.bsky.social,
I made a thing.

What d’ja think? (“Al, be nice.“)

Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

Sooo... someone’s been stitching himself up and self-medicating with gallons of rye, non-stop jazz tunes and so much confiscated full random bags from Angel’s old stashes that apparently this is the result.

#Alastor #RadioStag
#HazbinHotelAlastor
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotelFanart

Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 3d

Happy.

Ta @amirtalai.bsky.social. ♥️

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 3d

I totally did not (did yes) spend a full bedamned hour making this, timing due to my software being rubbish that won’t work with me but rather act like a bunch of high salmons and make it as hard as can be to make the bloody thing work.

So yeah Amir, do it, most definitely do it, strawberry please.

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 3d

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 4d

I definitely do not have a version of Hazbin Guarantee trimmed to start with “That’s right, bay-bee!” nor did I trim Hell is Forever to start with Adam’s first line.

I’m the idiot who listens to one line on repeat for days on end, of course I have these, gee-whiz.

#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotelSeason2

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 4d

Isn’t it great that despite how powerful Alastor is, his most effective asset against Lucifer no matter what shenanigan our short ivory king’d ever come up with, will always be “I’m telling Charlie” which invariably has Lu wrapped around his little finger like nothing.

#RadioApple
#HazbinHotel

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

Hear me out...

What if it won’t be Al vs Vox but Radio Trio vs The Vees.

Al vs Vox, Nifty vs Val and Husk vs Velvette, with occasional swaps because of THE chaos.

#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelNifty #HazbinHotelValentino
#HazbinHotelRadioTrio
#HazbinHotelSeason2
#HazbinHotel
#Hellaverse

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

These two so got married in between seasons, I mean look at them, hoooly hell.

Also HOW I LOVE how much more Husk is smiling.

I love these two with my whole broken heart.

#HazbinHotelAngelDust #HazbinHotelHusk
#HuskerDust
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2
#Hellaverse

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

Same energy.

“Your fire doesn’t really hurt us but, I mean, I could fake it if that’ll get your d™ck hard.”

“You realise that I’m covered in eyes, right? But – but I can act shocked, if you’d like.”

I love them so much.

#HazbinHotelSirPentious #HazbinHotelEmily #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2

Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

I know... and I love him so much...

#HazbinHotelSirPentious
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2
#Hellaverse

Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

Oh my Lu, there’s a statue to Dazzle in front of the hotel and now Razzle is fun-sized again but flying solo... ouch.

#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelLucifer
#HazbinHotelDazzle #HazbinHotelRazzle
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2
#Hellaverse

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

A whole lot a’ mugs, Hellaverse edition.

I like how Al and Lu are the only ones who have their own and freaking matching ones, I MEAN.

#HelluvaMugs
#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelLucifer
#HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelValentino #HazbinHotelHusk
#HelluvaBoss #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

Look at him, the ducking crocodile from the Bayou doing what he enjoys most definitely (being difficult).

How I love his face on the right when entering frame.

#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelVaggie #HazbinHotelVelvette #HazbinHotelVees
#HazbinHotelSeason2
#HazbinHotel
#Hellaverse

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

PS I wanna join in the fandom shenanigans so bad but my content never reaches anyone at all, I’m honestly praying this one does and I finally get to yap about Hazbin with y’all artists and fans. Fingers crossed.

Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

Bonus: the second half of the vid it’s actually @amirtalai.bsky.social laughing, I thought I’d try to synthesize it so it sounded more like his jazz radio voice but it was honestly perfect like that, ta Amir.

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

Pros: not having to ask for anyone’s help (stubborn bioatch) and dull pain from the massive wound.

Cons: absentmindedly going against his own dress code aaand the spasms from laughing keep reopening the wound.

Alastor my dear we seem to be counterproductive here.

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

Sooo... someone’s been stitching himself up and self-medicating with gallons of rye, non-stop jazz tunes and so much confiscated full random bags from Angel’s old stashes that apparently this is the result.

#Alastor #RadioStag
#HazbinHotelAlastor
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotelFanart

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

This bit felt familiar, it was kinda hollering Be Prepared vibes so here the Vees go fyvp (viewing pleasure) with their ambitions and literal fangs bared, they’re (not) prepared.

#HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelValentino #HazbinHotelVelvette #HazbinHotelVees
#HazbinHotelSeason2
#HazbinHotel
#Hellaverse

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Rye Armitage @armitagery.bsky.social · 5d

I also loved the detail that Val knew about Vox’s past which means they TALK and open up to each other, yeah said it already but damn did I love the implication of “Val already knows” and what that suggests about their relationship.