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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 1d

THIS IS THE LAST STREAM OF HAMMERTOBER RIGHT?? All goblins are required to leave hammers and horses and hypies at home ARE WE CLEAR??? Let's have a nice peaceful productive end to the week PLEASE. #everythingisfine #thereisnomorehammertober #nohammershorsesandhotairballoons

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 2d

WE WILL BE HAVING AN ORDERLY WEMSDAY STREAM. Goblins, this is a very busy biznizz and you all need to be reasonable DO YOU HEAR ME!?!? Please prepare your productivity pants WE ARE HAVING A NICE SWEET ART STREAM. #everythingisfine #streamingisnormal #pleasebereasonable

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 5d

On our list is a concerning amount of bittalment monuments, detention tower avatar updates, the continuation of an unauthorized hype hot air balloon festival, & costumes so soon?! DO YOU SEE HAMMERS ON THAT LIST? NO. NO THERE IS NO HAMMERS. #liveontwitch #everythingisfine #therewasanincident

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 6d

There will be NO MORE MADNESS OF HOTAIRBALLOONS HAMMERS AND HORSE and we are going to have a nice sweet time. Tame your hypies and turn in your homework, it's time for another week at the School of Chaos! #Whatsupnextweek #liveontwitch #SchoolofChaos

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 8d

THERE WAS AN INCIDENT. EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO BURN OFF YOUR HYPIE ENERGY BEFORE WE GO LIVE AT NOON I EXPECT YOU ALL TO BE REASONABLE. #therewasanincident #goblinsplease #october

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 9d

FIRST OCTOBER STREAM! After the ABSOLUTE WRECKAGE of September it is time for a NICE SWEET ORDERLY TIME YES? YES. See you at 5pm goblins! #thankyouserverboosters #hellooctober #pleasebereasonable

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 12d

NEW WEEK NEW WEEK LET'S HAVE A NICE SWEET REASONABLE TIME. THERE WILL BE MANY DEMERITS AND DETENTION AND NO VALORANT MATH IS NOT ON THE ABRENDA PLEASE PREPARE TO BE REASONABLE. #everythingisfine #nomoremath #liveontwitch

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 12d

GOBLIN SWEETS IT'S BDAY RECOVERY WEEK.
After you all behaved like completely feral goblins we will be having A NICE ORDERLY TIME NEXT WEEK NO MORE VALORANT MATH WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A NICE REGULAR WEEK OF ART STREAMS AT SCHOOL OF CHAOS.

#whatsupnextweek #subtember #valorantplease #goblinmath

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 15d

SINCE NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE WE HAVE A METRIC TON OF GIBBAWEHS BECAUSE EVERY TIME I TRY TO FINISH A SENTENCE SOMEONE TWUNDSIES FOR THE LOVE OF GOBLINS SIT THE BUTTS DOWN TODAY WE HAVE SO MUCH TO DO AND I AM HANGING BY A THREAD DO NOT TEST ME #birthdayweek #liveontwitch

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 16d

WEMSDAY WILL GO DOWN IN GOBLIN LORE AS THE DAY I HAD YOU ALL IN ORDER AND EVERYTHING WAS A NICE FINE TIME. *YOU* WILL LET *ME* GIVE *YOU* PRESENTS. #birthdayweek #bereasonable #poboxofunusualsize #howdareyouall

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 19d

THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER GOBLIN BEHAVIOURS AND YOU ARE ALL GOING TO ACT RIGHT WE'RE LIVE AT 3PM FOR A NICE ORDERLY TIME. #birthdayweek #happymybirthday #liveontwitch

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 20d

What do you do when you live in awe and fear of a riot of chaos goblins? YOU HIDE YOUR BIRTHDAY AMONGST A WEEK OF STREAMS THAT'S WHAT. We are going to spend the week next week with YOU letting ME give YOU presents!!

#whatsupnextweek #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #withapartyhat

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 22d

We're live at NOON eastern and we will be preparing by reviewing APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOURS next wEEK when YOU are all going to let ME give YOU presents. Please form an orderly line or I will give you all a billion demerits. #LiveonTwitch #happyfriday #SchoolofChaos #itsanartstream #sortof

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 23d

THIS WILL BE A NICE ORDERLY STREAM EVERYONE BE READY TO TURN IN YOUR HOMEWORK. TAME YOUR HYPIES AND PACK YOUR JUICE BOXES, it's a nice normal day at the School of Chaos! #everythingisfine #remaincalm #schoolofchaos #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 24d

The stream is going super fine and I am in complete control.
#streamingisnormal

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 26d

WE WILL BE HAVING A VERY SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT HOW WE DO NOT JUST DO WHAT DICE SAY. EVERYONE GET YOUR LUNCHBOXES AND PREPARE TO BE REASONABLE FOR OUR VERY ORDERLY WEEK #HappyMonday #schoolofchaos #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 26d

GOBLIN BELOVEDS A WHOLE NEW WEEK OF WEIRD?! What a roster this week you riot. We’ve got SERIOUS BIDNIZZ! Buckle up beloveds we have WEIRDNESS TO ATTEND TO. #liveontwitch #whatsupthisweek #itsanartstream #sortof

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 29d

OOOOHHHHH goblins welcome to FRIDAY! We’re live at NOON eastern for our final stream this week and it’s time to head to The Pop Up Shop! Pack yet backpacks goblins! School of Chaos is in session! #HappyFriday #SchoolofChaos #liveontwitch

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 10

GOBLINS. WE HAVE THINGS TO DO. I'm live at 5pm eastern and we need to finish the org chart, get all your homework graded, complete the seating arrangements, and somehow get the bubble gum out of the carpet. #SchoolofChaos #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 8

Please pack your snacks and make sure to fill your water bottles, double check your shoelaces are tied & bring your signed permission slips for your extracurriculars ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL OF CHAOS WEEK TWO. #liveontwitch #newweek #happymonday #schoolofchaos #itsanartstream #sortof

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 7

After a full scale riot in week one of School of Chaos we are DOWN TO BUSINESS with a flurry of activities on discord that should keep all you goblins busy while we have a nice productive week. RIGHT?!? #liveontiwtch #streamschedule #whatsupthisweek #schoolofchaos

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 5

OH HURRAAAYYYYY FRIDAYYYYYYYY and everything is going to go FINE. You'll all want to check your calendar when we go live at NOON eastern to round out a CATASTROPHIC WEEK with one nice normal art stream. SEE YOU AT NOON!!! #friday #liveontwitch #calendar2026

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 3

HAPPY WEMSDAY GOBLINS! We’re live at 5pm eastern to kick off SCHOOL OF CHAOS!! The subtembrenda does NOT contain nados or space travel OF ANY KIND and is instead VERY BUSY Pack your backpacks goblins, it’s School of Chaos time! #schoolofchaos #backtoschool #itsanartstream #sortof

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 2

I think this clip from @fiveable.bsky.social accurately sums up my very regular Monday art stream. #streamingisnormal

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 1

GOBLINS IT'S HERE!! The Crayon Fund REVEAL! We're live at 3pm eastern for the FIRST SEPTEMBER STREAM and the final one before SCHOOL OF CHAOS starts on WEMSDAY. FRESH NEW FRANNEX. NICE CLEAR DETENTION TOWER. GOOD? GOOD. YES. #liveontwitch #september #itsnotmybirthday #SchoolofChaos

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