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asharpie.bsky.social
A. Sharpie
@asharpie.bsky.social
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Gratefully freed from the tiny hands of the worst president in U.S. history.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · Jul 22
It goes without saying that during the press conference where he announces her pardon and she does a hostage video where she says Trump was "beautiful, handsome, perfect and not at all a pedophile," he's going to introduce her as Jizz Lane, right?
Low IQ man knows the best words.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 8m
Concepts of vibes of an insurrection
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 13m
"Is cancer effective at killing people? 78% of Americans say YES."

CNN: "Polls say Americans love cancer. Thoughts?"
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 15h
I can't believe George Washington risked his life protecting American airports so bullshit could happen 250 years later
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
MAGA: "Sacrifices have to be made. For sure we hate brown people more than we like cheap carrots. As long as Fox keeps showing me videos of Mexicans crying in handcuffs, I'm willing to pay more at the Piggy Wiggly."
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, but other than these facts, can't someone stand up for billionaires feelings?
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
I heard tell some of em are just made of straw ...
three pigs are standing in a grassy field with bubbles in the sky
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
I'm not sure he's heard of earth.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
Somebody mailed him the Three Little Pigs and he read it because it said Little Golden on it.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
If you end a war and know one hears it, does the covfefe still get paid to Jared and Junior?
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
Me, to Roger Stone ...
a man in a cowboy hat says " i apologize " and " i forgot you were there "
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat says " i apologize " and " i forgot you were there "
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
How ya gonna own the libs by sending him where he wants to go if he can't stay here? Pain is a feature, not a bug.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
I am pretty sure dhs/ice/state could G-A-F about 3rd party conditions as long as they get to own the libs and add another hash mark on the Stephen Miller wall.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
Federalized deployment of National Guard not quelling civil unrest. Instead, it is "likely to lead to civil unrest."

"I sure hope so. We've tried everything else."
a close up of donald trump 's face wearing a suit and tie
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
"financial jaywalking"
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
Colossal embarrassment ain't as colossal as it used to be. 30ish% of America loves it, 30ish% of America wants to know what time Wheel comes on, and the rest of us want to just drive into a bridge abutment.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
Stephen Miller wanks to videos of Abuelas being handcuffed.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
The crap this mfer cares about is f'ing weird.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
Same percentage as the Constitution.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
The odds of Dinesh being on the phone with a staffing agency - even as we speak - seeing what it would cost to rent a few sheep for his upcoming film adaptation of this tweet, isn't zero.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
I live in the DC 'burbs. This is a complete LIE from the President of the United States.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
"Israel is the HOTTEST country in the world right now, except for mine. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
The first time Tom communicated with me he asked, "Judging from your post, I assume you're new to the internet?" That's art, folks.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
Solid Gold.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
I've read the entire internet, cover to cover, and this is the bullshit of all bullshits.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
"Those aren't windows, Sir, those are walls."