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大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Sep 21

I have never been less proud of Amerika.
MAGA's over...if you want it.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · 11d

'Bring down the government. They don't speak for us.' #NoKings

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Sep 21

I have never been less proud of Amerika.
MAGA's over...if you want it.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Sep 21

I have never been less proud of Amerika.
MAGA's over...if you want it.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Sep 20

If we're being forced to endure a 1930s redux, lemme just say I cannot wait for the new 1945. #downwithfascism

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Sep 18

Let me get this straight. New Amerika is all for free speech, but we're not allowed to criticize you know who's hate speech because it's politically divisive. We can only sing his praises. Meanwhile, we must also ignore Kaepernick, George Floyd, and Kyle Rittenhouse's victims, etc.
The fuh???!!

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Aug 16

If we are reliving the 1930s, it only makes sense to have another Munich agreement.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 25

ハブ酒 sounds (and maybe even looks) more disgusting than it actually is. I would totally drink it again.
(photo taken yesterday at Okinawa World)

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 21

traveling through the barren fallopian tubes of Amerika's discarded idealism

(one of my favorite lines ever; preserved here for posterity only)

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 20

Well, I definitely don't remember seeing 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 in #Naha before.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 17

Maybe they can hold the #inauguration at that Four Seasons Total Landscaping place. Maybe even score a discount for being a return visitor...?

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 16

I miss those Jack Handey moments on SNL.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 16

Gutted to hear about #DavidLynch. Inland Empire was a mess, but I always enjoyed going on his journeys, especially to Twin Peaks. Now I'll be thinking of him all day today, I'm sure...along with all those who lost their lives in #Kobe in 1995.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 16

Tickled as a pickle to finally be home. #那覇

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 15

I arrived pre-quarantine. I chose to stay there because their prices were decent and I wanted to investigate the right-wing demagoguery.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 14

That was my favorite thing about staying at an APA. That and they were nearly empty during pandemic times.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 10

Let that be a lesson, kids. Crime really 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 pay. At least if you're rich and autocratic.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 3

Should I be surprised/mildly impressed that the fascist Fuck Face didn't write the possessive as "it's"?

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 3

If they succeed, they need to come to Washington in a few weeks and take another one into custody.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 3

Bookstores charging admission?! May have to change my downtime plans.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Jan 2

19/20 years ago I did a mock pamphlet called "Nation-Building for Dummies" so that whoever followed W wouldn't eff up the Bush doctrine like his administration did.
I really need to do an "Int'l Relations for #MAGAts" follow-up because you don't have to be Nostradamus to know they don't have a clue.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Dec 26

Lowering the cone of silence. See you in three weeks.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Dec 26

Can I magically get fluent in three weeks? かな。🤔

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Dec 25

T-Dawg Jones and Boss, you say? I personally favor Georgia coffee because it makes me think of David Lynch and/or Twin Peaks.

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Dec 25

Good to know! Now, if only I could use my Pasmo card on Yui....

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Dec 25

Fra-gil-e!

大東亜専門家 @asiahand.bsky.social · Dec 24

Happy #Christmas (MAGA's over) ...if you want it.