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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 9h

Begging for it actually.

Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 9h

I’m seeing across all my socials that gen Z is just finding out about the great scene boy doomed yaoi phase that birthed some of fallout boys greatest songs and it’s taking me right back to middle/high school.

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 11h

Need to feel you on me STAT

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 1d

They say in heaven, love comes first.

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 2d

🥵🥵

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 2d

I agree. It’s pretty great. I don’t wanna say I’m healed, but pretty close.

Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 2d

There’s really not much better than being at one of the naked resorts in Palm Springs and having a joint as the dick parade just passes by.

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 3d

Love going to a gay bar and being welcomed like this.

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 3d

This Lyft not only has a music video screen and lights on the roof, but also, two karaoke microphones.

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 4d

JOHN!!!

How very dare you lol

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 4d

When it’s right it’s right

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 5d

I GOT FLINS. I COULD CRY IM SO HAPPY. I FINALLY HAVE AN ELECTRO DPS.

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 6d

someone call the etsy witches this is a fucking emergency

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 6d

Dolly Parton's sister is asking fans to "pray with me" amid the country music icon's health issues

Dolly Parton’s Sister Says ‘I Was Up All Night Praying’ Amid Country Icon’s Health Issues and Asks Fans to ‘Pray With Me’

Dolly Parton's sister Frieda is asking fans of the Queen of Country to "pray with me" amid Dolly's continued health struggles.

variety.com

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 6d

Be sure to all tell your friends. We love word of mouth

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 6d

I get that, but I like being able to give people this view while I’m saying something wild.

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 6d

That’s where I keep the audacity.

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 6d

That’s crazy 😂

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 6d

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 7d

It’s social app. I’ll show you in a bit

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 7d

That part!

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 7d

Fair but their should be more direct instruction given when being told to upload a photo considering what size it’s gonna be

Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 7d

Another pain point for Chonk Club:

Why the fuck can’t I zoom in on peoples photos before I select them? People are dumb and upload terrible photos where you can’t actually see them and I keep selecting someone I wouldn’t select once I see a clear photo

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 8d

Antonio Banderas was always a babe. Will forever be a babe.

But something about seeing him in Interview With a Vampire in that wig.

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 10d

Sir, 👀🥵

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Texas Porn Star Massacre @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 10d

Tryna get that dog in me.

(I fucking love corn dogs)

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