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Landon 🎃

@astoldbylandon.com

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He/Him. 30-something blogger, gamer & music lovah. Mass Effect & Dragon Age superfan. Winging it since 1988. Sober king since 2021.🏳️‍🌈 Twitch.tv/astoldbylandon

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Queue Points | Music Podcast @queuepointspod.com · 13h

Fly, Black man, fly.

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Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 15h

A cry for help.

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 16h

Capitalism is a bitch.

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 16h

IDK if it’s a crotchety old-man thing, but my disdain for ads is limitless.

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 17h

It’s always around this time of year that you feel the shift.

The people get more demanding, the sales tags come out, and Mariah Carey’s AIWFCIY starts playing and doesn’t end until after the new year.

TRAUMA 🥺

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 17h

My heart goes out to everyone working in retail.

It’s about that time. 😭

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Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 17h

Good morning! ☀️

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Patrick MB @psawyerschue.bsky.social · 17h

"Bluesky ain't got nothing for me" is funny depending on who's saying it because some of them could just be honest that they're disappointed they treated their profile on here like a nude-swap alt instead of a regular page seeking various kinds of community and conversation.

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Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 17h

I did!!! Perfect end to the day! 😂

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Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 1d

The first thing is what I need. Immediately. 😭

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Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 1d

How tf do I measure my hair? With a ruler?

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 1d

Local drug addict speaks

The Independent @the-independent.com · 1d

Elon Musk calls for US troops to be sent to San Francisco for war on drugs: ‘It’s the only solution’

Musk demands US troops be sent to San Francisco for war on drugs

www.independent.co.uk

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Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 4d

How do you like it? It looks insanely good!

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Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 4d

This is so silly 😆

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Mela Yela @melayela.bsky.social · 4d

Good Morning

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Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 5d

Thank you! I’m gonna give it a shot for a month.

I can’t deal with the ads 😭

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 5d

Ya’ll… is crunchyroll worth the $8/mo.?

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Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 5d

It’s the only way! 😂

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Black Lesbian Community @blacklesbiancommun.bsky.social · 5d

The Post of The Year!

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Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 5d

Yessssss. Demolished. Obliterated. Wrecked. Shattered. 😭

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 5d

Angel Reese is only 23 years old but continues to make waves on and off the court.

The Chicago Sky star will walk in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on October 15th — making history as the first ever pro athlete model to walk the famous runway.

🔗: http://dlvr.it/TNZNC1

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Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 5d

Oh hell no! That’s the first thing I do in the morning. 😭

Hope everything is okay at home. Sheeesh.

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Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 5d

Feeling kinda lukewarm ugly today.

Could be lack of proper sleep 😭

Landon 🎃 @astoldbylandon.com · 6d

I did too! 😂

My mind was blown when I found out what the actual lyrics were!