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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 8h

The restaurant has more than enough funding set aside exclusively for renovations just for her fat ass.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 9h

The table would be an absolute wreck by the end of her meal. I just know it.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 9h

Women who fill up a whole side of a fast food restaurant booth seat. Gut squishing into the table's edge even before their enormous feast of grease is brought to them. Their pants/skirts are already unclasped and ready to be torn apart.
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にゅるにゅ @nyurunyu.bsky.social · 2d

リクエストありがとうございました！
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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 11h

They must break decorum and announce their presence with an insane belch.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 12h

When a character's dainty and refined speech is interrupted by a warbling "HWwwUuuOuouoRRrrup!!" mid-dialogue box.
Thank you.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · Jun 7

Circe berry tho...

Ough. Big purple bird blob...

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 1d

This is just an excuse to see Barg in a pink collar and tag that reads "Circe's Favorite Piglet."

August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 1d

In another case of (August ships two Fate characters just cause he likes them): I've been thinking about Barghest x Circe in a feeder/feeder relationship. They'd be spoiling each other rotten with freshly cooked food all day. These two would make a fine pair of porky butterballs if I do say so.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 1d

It's Circe all the way down.

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Grinda Goat🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 1d

One of the burp bust comms! Only 4 left, I think?

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 1d

It's incredibly funny to me that I've been struck with Circe brainrot AND received more soup in the mail on the same day YET AGAIN.

It's been like three for three with this happening in the past year.

Anyway, I have more mailsoup.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Exaaaaaactly, it'd be super cute. There definitely feels like there'd be a bit of sappy co-dependence angle, at least early on in their relationship. Maybe that's where a lot of their early mutual gain comes from.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 1d

In another case of (August ships two Fate characters just cause he likes them): I've been thinking about Barghest x Circe in a feeder/feeder relationship. They'd be spoiling each other rotten with freshly cooked food all day. These two would make a fine pair of porky butterballs if I do say so.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 1d

This gives me the thought that Circe may offer her Glamours as a service to others that may wish to appear thinner than their hoggish diets may allow. Although I'm sure that it'd come with the cost of a meal or two made by Circe herself just to seal the deal.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Circe as a whole is INSANELY feeder coder. It's only natural that she'd want to make some of Chaldea into a few new personal projects.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Circe can wash everything down with more kykeon and some of her chocolate pigs for dessert.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Her wings fluttering with their bases buried under a few sloping rolls of backblubber.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 1d

It should be one heavy meal away from rocketing off her like a missile. The landslide of upper gut rolls that it was holding back will finally have some proper room to breathe.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 2d

I couldn't agree more. Circe deserves every bit of spoiling that comes her way.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 2d

Circe deserves a good chicken meal! She's too skinny as is.

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August @augustneverwrites.bsky.social · 2d

Let Circe run (waddle) free in a fast food chicken restaurant. She'd dip chicken pieces in a bowl of her own Kykeon and whatever sauce they have from the dispensers.