Jessica writes "some messed-up stuff"
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She/her. PhD in Egyptology, now I write fiction. The Night Library of Sternendach is my novella in sonnets. The Glass Garden is space horror and family drama. Will boost almost anything with a bat in it. linktr.ee/authorlevai
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Hello to BlueSky and my new followers! Please check out my novellas:

THE NIGHT LIBRARY OF STERNENDACH is a bittersweet vampire opera in sonnets.

THE GLASS GARDEN is space horror.

Covers designed by @kglyder.bsky.social.
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My two book covers, against a starry background.

STERNENDACH has red bat wings, a book, and fangs.
THE GLASS GARDEN has a kaleidoscope image on it.
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Another Halloween tradition in the bag for the year: my older kid and I watching CRIMSON PEAK and talking through the whole thing.

It's all relevant, though. Like a commentary track.
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So we'll ruin the banks
And we'll cripple the courts
And we'll take on the world for America's sake
And we'll take all the land
And we'll take back the country
And we'll take and we'll take and we'll take and we'll take…
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The Saddest Song
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Oh, wait, you said "living." *puts Sondheim and Ashman back on the shelf*
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So… what strategic words do I mute so I don't have to see/read descriptions of animal cruelty in my feed...
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Finished the book this morning.

In a related story, I called my cat "Folks" while trying to get him to move his butt off my towel.
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But… isn't that how you pronounce "lowering" in that context?

cf:
Take heart, no danger lowers
Take any heart, but ours!
-- The Pirates of Penzance

I remember the director of our production explaining the word and the rhyme to us.
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Time to show off to people that I know how to pronounce the name of the winner of the literature Nobel.

If I weren't sitting at home all day writing by myself, I'd be pretty annoying right now.
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The guy playing Jura is pretty hot, that doesn't hurt.
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My kid has practice tonight rather than Thursday so my brain thinks tomorrow is Friday and yeah, this is gonna be a pain.
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How does one ork a cow?

Seriously, that looks like a nice place to work.
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I hear Bookshop is doing free shipping and hey, they've got my two books there and everything! bookshop.org/beta-search?...
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I'm so glad you enjoyed it, and those are excellent socks.
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Today’s chemo socks and today’s chemo book. So I was both comfy and well entertained. Shout out to @authorlevai.bsky.social for making the time pass more quickly with this tale
Two feet in multicolored striped socks flanking a book: The Night Library of Sternenbach: A Vampire Opera in Verse by Jessica Lévai
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Watching this movie on Tubi. It doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. Feel like I've discovered treasure. Really enjoying it, but this kind of fairy bride/false bride story is catnip to me.
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The Golden Fern (1963)
A breathtaking black and white fantasy film about a stunning young forest fairy who falls in love with a handsome but selfish shepherd.
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When I was pregnant with my second child, I had a "pregnant skeleton" shirt that showed (my) adult ribs and a baby skeleton. Loved that shirt.
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I'm not buying anything from Amazon during Prime days or whatever. I try not to buy there at all, if I can.

Except.

I am going to drop $50 on indie books soon, so I can post reviews on their site. I feel that Amazon is still a place where people go for reviews, and I don't want a GR account.
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Seems appropriate to be reading this after I spent some time with Lin-Manuel Miranda's concept album for THE WARRIORS
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Thanks, Gabino! Folks can hop on The El wherever they get their books. Happy #FridayReads!

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Ladies of the Living Princess is now at ShortBox Comics Fair... my slightly scary medieval romantic fantasy... here's a preview...!