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World's Goofiest Goober

@avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social

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Roleplayer, gamer, cringefail. Writers account for #AvalynTheAccursed where I ramble and talk about nonsense. Sometimes venting. 24 y/o, she/her pronouns. Professionally autistic. (Will talk about NSFW topics)

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World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · 4d

I just realized I don't need to make a Halloween username for myself

I'm already 'The Accursed'.

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Azure @mechanicalazure.bsky.social · 10d

Constellations are confusing a d thats why i beat them up in D&D

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · 10d

Maybe I'm dumb but am I crazy for thinking this looks absolutely nothing like a lion.

I do not understand constellations.

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World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · 10d

Maybe I'm dumb but am I crazy for thinking this looks absolutely nothing like a lion.

I do not understand constellations.

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · 11d

Good thing, too. You were this close to losing your see-

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · 11d

The zombies ate my brains....

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World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · 11d

Put down the seed packet, and get over here.

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · 11d

Stop right there, or you're getting a Locked And Loaded level

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · 11d

I'm gonna plant a Doom Shroom

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · 11d

Well let's hope the plants don't stop them!

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · 11d

There are zombies on the lawn!

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World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · 17d

the very first animal that we would consider a 'chicken' would have hatched out of an egg laid by something that wasn't entirely a chicken yet.

i think.

so like.. the egg came first, right?

the thoughts i have when i'm sleep deprived.

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · 26d

if something is even a little bit out of line.

so like, when you go to record it, how do you know it's gonna work *this* time?

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · 26d

how do you make a rube goldberg successfully, and record it.

like... every time you trigger and complete it, you have to reset it because now everything is out of place. and when you reset it, it could fail the next time.

so even if it's successful once, it could easily fail the next time->

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · Sep 9

- Says I'm not interested in something
- Several people like 'Oh but you're missing out'
- Said people are complete strangers who don't know me at all

Respectfully.. I said I am not interested.

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · Sep 6

who am i sending the hounds for bestie

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · Sep 4

a pink starfish with a face and the words `` todays the day '' written below it .

ALT: a pink starfish with a face and the words `` todays the day '' written below it .

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World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · Sep 3

do you think she's attracted to her own reflection in the mirror??

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · Sep 3

the moths don't look up to the radiance because she's a god, they look up to her because she's a lamp.

she's the moth that rose up and became the thing that every moth seeks to obtain....

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · Aug 31

'BuT THeY cAN K1Ll YoU'

okay?
i'd forgive them.

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · Aug 31

I've seen those videos of how people are with their pet boa constrictors

They're so precious.....

They aren't danger noodles they're noodle puppies....

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · Aug 25

Brother this isn't even low hanging fruit anymore

The fruit is ON the ground

The fruit is literally DONE decomposing

There is a sprout of a NEW TREE growing where the fruit once lay

Brother it has shed its identity AS a fruit in exchange for something greater

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World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · Aug 25

oh, right.

i have this account.

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · Aug 7

I will have to log onto this account more so that I will actually catch the post lmao

World's Goofiest Goober @avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social · Aug 6

STARES