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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 22m

They would be better phoning the Samaritans

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 25m

They often reach stage 4

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 35m

Is it safe to listen to the Clyde phone in yet or are the Sevvies still using it as a helpline as they work through the 5 stages of grief.

1 denial
2 anger
3 bargaining
4 depression
5 acceptance

They seem to be permanently stuck on stage 2

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 10h

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 19h

Never defended, always cheated

Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 20h

Is anyone surprised by this.
Did they expect the game to be replayed or the result changed to a Sevvie win.
They really are a laughing stock and embarrassment to Scottish football

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 20h

Not yet, she waiting for SNP to declare it was never a red card and then she’ll raise taxes for Celtic fans

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 1d

That’s why you never see them in the same room together

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 1d

If Martin O’N doesn’t get the managers job can we at least get him to manage all Glasgow derbies from now on

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 1d

He got the correct score so give him some credit, like most of his thinking though he got it backwards

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 1d

Is requesting an explanation Sevco’s new name for a statement

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 1d

The Huns Hun

Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 1d

Spot on

Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 1d

I just watched the SPFL highlights on YouTube and this and the Trusty incident were not included. Very strange to ignore 2 contentious incidents

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 1d

All a young player can ask for is an opportunity to prove themselves, it’s the manager’s job to provide that opportunity

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 1d

Dodds is a dob, the bitterness oozes out of him

Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 1d

Spot on, he only played young players out of desperation due to injuries or in dead rubbers

Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 1d

Bankrupt Barry wore a jumper so he’ll be ok to wear it as long as his brown brogues are polished

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Suzy 🍀9️⃣ @nul67.bsky.social · 2d

A German… wearing a poppy…. They really are as thick as shit from the top down.

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 2d

Definitely, Osmand was doing really well in the B team but didn’t get any chance whatsoever from BR. BR had his favourites and stuck with them no matter what, that kind of thing kills young talent and makes them want to get out of the club as soon as possible or not sign in the first place

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 2d

Since VAR was introduced we have seen incidents like this upgraded from yellow to red in almost every instance but not yesterday, aye the ref and VAR were biased towards Celtic

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 2d

The usual response from the hun world, penalise Celtic - good referee, penalise Sevco - bad referee.
Straight red all day long, we were lucky Kenny didn’t have his season, or worse, ended.

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 2d

There certainly is a pattern of players just falling to the ground when playing Celtic and getting a free kick. Yesterday’s game was a prime example. It’s supposed to be a contact sport played by men, some teams turn it into synchronised diving

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Celtic Republic of Scotland 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @averagesoe.bsky.social · 2d

The Sevvies and their media are concentrating on the Trusty incident and are completely ignoring the fact that Cornelius should have been sent off for serious foul play. Trusty barely touched Butland, Cornelius could have ended Kenny’s season

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