Avery Hage
@averyhage.bsky.social
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31. Michigander. Big fan of things that go vroom.
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Many are saying this
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Like a milf into flames only to rise again
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Wait that literally happened in 2019 I'm a dumbass lol (3 JGR cars in the final 4 I mean)
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Brooke, whatever you do, do NOT watch an IMSA race!
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GOOF LORD
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11 car is on fucking rails goof lord
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This is almost certain to change but as it stands right now the final 4 are 3 JGR cars and Larson lol. Would be interesting to see how JGR plays that.
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How those who have won the opening race of the round of 8 (as a playoff driver) have fared in the championship:

'15: Gordon - 3rd
'16: Johnson - 1st
'17: Busch - 2nd
'18: Logano - 1st
'19: Truex, Jr. - 2nd
'20: Logano - 3rd
'21: Larson - 1st
'22: Logano - 1st
'23: Larson - 2nd
'24: Logano - 1st
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I forgot we have the same final 4 and I'm worried about Byron (I was before this race tbf)
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Unfortunately it's his year (I'm in hell)
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11 car is on fucking rails goof lord
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Funny because this could also describe a Byron win and they've been running 1-2 most of the race
lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social
This would be a larson type of race for him to win. Just absolutely boring an uneventful
averyhage.bsky.social
"I'm plowing my brains out"
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No worries man I wasn't planning on it
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Or maybe a secret third thing where they are pissed off at how funny you're being (they're jealous)
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Me when I'm watching a movie and suddenly remember that I have previously viewed it
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I've seen this movie before
averyhage.bsky.social
They look a little bit overwhelming there's so many lol
averyhage.bsky.social
Ohhhh gotcha! Yeah I can see that
averyhage.bsky.social
Oh Connor is WAAAAAY better on ovals to begin with. He'll be fine
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Whatever you do Kyle, do not think about how bad The Double went. My recommendation would be for you to not think about The Double, specifically as it relates to your result in both races and the subsequent roasting by fans. And to be clear, The Double refers to the Indianapolis 500 and the Coca-Col
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Honestly I just thought his car would be kinda mid tbh. I expect him to stomp the field at Martinsville though
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Well that doesn't sound ideal
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Was working on some projects during stage 1 what's the tea