Agreed, though it looks like Vash's situation was more of a breeder that went sideways. You don't get 40+ of the rarest Siamese variety by random breeding.
When DH & I were in Scotland last year, the local version of SyFy (can't recall the name) also ran a 5-hour ST block on weeknights. We'd get back to the hotel after a day of tours, museums, etc., & watch a couple hours before heading out to dinner.
I'm surprised no one else has pointed out that she had to try driving herself to the ER (!) in that condition before he could be arsed to drive her. He is not dependable & she is not a priority to him
Multiple generations of cats in my household ignore the red laser dot, but try mightily to peer inside my hand to see where it's coming from. Since I prefer they keep both eyes, I discourage this. Maybe I need to adopt dumber cats.