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Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 3d

“You’ll get murdered or jumped when you do side hustles like door dash”

“Door dash drivers reported doing deliveries with no issues”

Meanwhile the biggest risks I take? Chasing monsters like these in Alabama and my home state.

[You can’t live in fear.]

a pixel art of a tornado coming down the road

ALT: a pixel art of a tornado coming down the road

media.tenor.com

Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 5d

But then again that’s not a good sign either, With climate change n all.

Mother Nature maybe gearing up to be more aggressive.

Because 9 times out of 10 especially here. Spring may have hell letting loose.

Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 5d

I’m in disbelief rn, In my many years of keeping up with tornadoes have I never seen a tornado since the moore 2013 EF5 be rated that high.

Literally me and a friend were absolutely going hog wild about it.

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Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 6d

Meanwhile theres women i know who work their asses off to keep their cars running just as hard as us men.

Dont wanna spend thousands on repairs? Get ready for a world of busted knuckles, Oil, Gasoline etc covered hands and arms and cussing every 5 seconds.

Just invest in these and youll be fine.

Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 6d

How my smug ass looks at people who drive consumerist throw away corporate garbage, While my ass only spends 27 dollars on a new fuel pump for my 34 year old truck and able to get it running within a few hours while they spend thousands on repairs because the infotainment system just shit the bed:

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Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 9d

If unable to do so, Abandon your vehicle and get in a ditch and cover your head with your hands or something hard.

Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 9d

If it starts to pour down rain or stop suddenly, Turn your ass around or shift to reverse AND FLOOR IT! Same goes for going forward. Do not stop or let off the gas until it rains again or the rain slows down.

Because that monster is getting closer.

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Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 9d

If a road seems unknown, Don’t take it unless you know it.

Stay atleast 5 miles away from the tornado to give you ample time to book it incase it changes direction.

Chasing at night are for only the true unhinged country boys like me.

Most of all? The tornado is the predator, We’re the prey.

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Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 9d

I’m probably one of the only chasers in Dixie alley with amazing survival instincts.

I’ve seen way too many chasers almost die out here from either getting lost, Misjudgement etc making amateur chasers look bad.

It’s why I have my own set of rules when chasing in Alabama, Stick to marked highways.

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Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 10d

Theres several types of opossum furries.

Then there’s me. An unhinged opossum that works on shitboxes and chase twisters in Alabama.

[I call Alabama Dixie oklahoma]

Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 12d

Using only images, explain how you became a furry.

[Only 2 i can recall from memory]

Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 14d

Besides, Nothing organic is capable of withstanding a half ton truck let alone anything heavy as hell going over 100 MPH.

And hey atleast youll get to bring something back and prove to the world cryptids exist.

Thats if the pesky government doesnt try to silence you on it.

Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 14d

Yknow i was watching a video on a dude who had a cryptid attack him and yelling at the 911 operator that "Its not human"

Someone said you cant kill these entities or whatever replying to someone quoting arnold in predator.

Bullets dont work yes ik, But why not go full speed and run it over?

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Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 15d

Fellas I have an idea a shitpost psyop if you will, Since DHS is posting Pokémon shit and infringing on Nintendos IP.

For every post with infringement

Mention Nintendos @ with no other wording and this image attached while replying to DHS.

Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 15d

Honestly if I had to describe the gyrojet.

It practically fucks hard. Harder than I….. Actually nah the rest is too zesty for public viewing.

But yes this absolutely fucks.

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Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 15d

THATS RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING!

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Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 16d

Nintendos boutta legally speaking, Nuke the absolute fuck out of the federal government with lawsuits after this.

I mean hey if Nintendo is capable of suing a shit ton of people, Lord knows what they’re capable of with the fed 💀

Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 16d

And yes I struggle to articulate my political stance a good bit even though I’m a lefty.

But atleast I have an image that corresponds to it.

Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 16d

Found this on a page about possums and this is the most accurate fucking image that sums my political stance perfectly lmao.

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Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 16d

Before you ask, Remember. I grew up and worked on old shit with relatives. I get wayyy too panicked in a new car

Im staying that way. Especially with japanese manufacturers old is gold❤️

[Also georgia UNBAN THE KEI TRUCKS GOD DAMMIT]

Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 16d

"Why dont you want to buy a new car? They're so much safer and fuel efficien-"

Me the second i hop into a new chevy/Ford/Mopar/Toyota/Nissan and everything sounds like shit and theres no column shifter or manual stick with a clutch and i have an AI voice speaking to me:

Leaked image of me panicked and having intense banjos playin in my small brain lmao.

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Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 17d

Hey apparently the rapture was supposed to happen, Where the fuck are the hot demon dudes or giant Dommy mommy demon gals while the sky explodes?

Only thing I did was drive 50 minutes to sell a minibike got home and binge watched initial D and searched for project trucks.

The hell happened yall?

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air .

media.tenor.com

Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 18d

Just another step into fascism.
They’ll start at trans and non binary people. Then us cis folk to disarm the population.

Fascists hate armed populations. Keep in mind too that they’re gonna be designating trans people and their allies as “terrorists” soon.

Big Yikes….

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Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 19d

So yeah, Bring it on you draft dodger. You were too pussy to be drafted into vietnam and smell napalm or crawl in tunnels.

Meanwhile my great grandpa fired AA guns and artillery in Iwo Jima Japan in the marines, No hearing protection either.

He will insult you constantly for dodging the draft.

Z71 opossum @backwoodsopossum.bsky.social · 19d

Good label me one then, Do it you pussies.

Because I stand by my principles of liberty and justice for all including preserving #transrights and a proud #transally

Just further proves my point that you’re nothing but a shadow of our enemies long ago that hate freedom.
19thnews.org/2025/09/proj...

Project 2025 architects want transgender people and allies designated as terrorists

The Charlie Kirk killing fueled the anti-LGBTQ+ think tank's latest attack on gender minorities.

19thnews.org

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