BadGuysGetDead
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Retro-inspired computernoises for inspired retropersons. A soundtrack for the end of the world. https://badguysgetdead.com
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Bullets and scrap, giant bossfights, speed and chaos abound as you blast your way to a giant ship that crashed in the desert.

Outfit your rig as you headbang to classic arcade style high energy music.

#synth #arcade #videogames #indiegame
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Alright you primitive screwheads LISTEN UP

This, is my BOOMSTICK

The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department.

(I'm going to watch Army of Darkness today.)
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I cannot confirm whether or not i have several stitches and a scar from sharpening a mall-ninja wakizashi in my apartment in college and having it slice all the way thru a leather welders glove AND into my hand.

also superglue repair does not work and it burns _very_ badly
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overheard at the bus stop this morning:
child, age 10-11, absolutely exasperated tone -

"They're using AI for SANDWICHES NOW!?"
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I had a dream that I was like, really good at the rollerblades.
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I’m in ur HVAC system
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Tiktok challenge: every time you use Gen-AI you move one position back on the human centipede.
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Working directly with Congress to lower the costs of subscribing to BadGuysGetDead’s youtube channel is paying bigly dividends!

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KidzBop: 1999 Family Values Tour
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Something tells me an item in the Kakariko Village shop will reveal a secret here.
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I’m legit so sad about Jane Goodall. Thanks for everything.
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Look, kids!

A mother rhino giving birth!
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Today, my white stratocaster fell off the wall hook, all the way to the studio floor.

Press X to cry.
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ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 really fucking tired.
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Sometimes i accidentally end up in Threads and i’m like, this is not my beautiful house. How did i get here?
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Ah i was trying to mention that you dont need it. I should rephrase it thanks.
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Nope, just old fashioned ADHD.
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I’m SURROUNDED by ASSHOLES!
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trying to convince my wife that my halloween costume this year should be Barf from Spaceballs. But I fear she’s afraid it’ll be too sexy.
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She blinded me with SCIENCE!

(Amateur lasik surgery)
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Post #Rapture Checkpoint:
you’re still here.

Two possible reasons. One, you don’t believe in the rapture.

Or two: your treatment of humankind was an affront to your lord and savior and he abandoned you to endure the Tribulation with the rest of us.

Enjoy the opening of the seventh seal!
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The Rapture is like the part of the party when that annoying kid’s mom comes to get them at 9pm and you can finally chill.