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Corinne Corrigan

@banffbrat.bsky.social

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. --- I am a lady with the vocabulary of a well-educated sailor. --- Plus, don't DM me. This isn't plenty of fucking fish.

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Mar 9

#catsofbluesky
#selfcare
#sanitybreak

Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Mar 6

Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 24

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 24

I hear that. I've been on disability for a little over 5 years now. I despise it, but I can't say that it doesn't come with a few weird benefits. I just miss working. Having a fucking purpose.

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 23

Glad you're finding something that works!!

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 23

AHH, legalization was so good here. But it's still so much cheaper to find a black market dealer. Gummies are my savior! THC for surviving the day, then THC & CBD for a half-decent sleep. I've also done the oxy & morphine & trams & percs. Thankfully, no more prescription meds except my inhalers now.

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 23

I'm so sorry you're facing that. Fibromyalgia is just awful!! The compression fracture I can totally relate to! Have had many over the years. CBD or THC for pain management?

Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 23

Lmao!! Pretty much! So I just ditched the man!

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 23

I have a degenerative spinal column. And only 20% capacity in my left lung. So, I'm rocking it! 🤣

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 23

Lol... two sons were happy accidents. Three more stepsons (two surviving). Fourteen grandchildren. Fucking Irish Catholics will get preggers no matter what birth control is used! 🤣

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 23

Bahahaha!! You're the Norwegian me!! 😹🤣

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 23

Omigoodness, that is a LOT of floof, indeed!! You must have the patience of a saint! 🤣

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 23

Hahaha! I have four weirdos who run my life. All of them are furry and have four legs. 😻😹

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 22

If you're not a Trumpanzee or a pedophile, then I'm pretty sure we could be friends. 👋🤣💖

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 22

Oh! Isn't that the worst?? I've lost a bunch of cool friends (or those I thought would be friends) to others. I'm sorry to hear you've been down that road, too. And you're 100% right! I heart my online friends just as much as my "IRL" ones. 💖

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 22

This was exactly the laugh I needed this morning!!! I want to smoosh that belly!! 🤣

Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 22

The youngest kidlet with the newest catlet. I heart these boys something fierce.

#catsofbluesky
#kidsofbluesky

Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 22

So... weird question, but one that I've been thinking of this morning...

What's your longest friendship?

My forever sister and I have been friends since... omigoodness... 1973, I think?

Also, online friends! I have a few that are so loved for more than 20 years! Is this relatable?

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 22

Dante is rolling in his grave, I'm sure.

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 20

Albertans!! How has no one set Adriana LaGrange and/or Danielle Smith on fire yet??

Seriously. I'm fucking DONE with these hideous bitches.

Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 18

This is happening right now. My life is both sad, and so very wonderful.

#catsofbluesky
#cats
#gingertoms
#gimmelove
#adoptdontshop
#bellyrubs

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Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 10

Coffee and Bailey's, cigarettes, and an oh-so scrumptious yummy gummy!

#wakeandbake
#MondayFunday

Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 10

The new kid on the block...

It's been 5 days of settling in, but our Jack is doing great! Fitting in with the other critters and making himself at home. 😻

#catsofbluesky
#JackTorrance
#GingerTom
#adoptdontshop

Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 5

Wow. Seriously?? Sober the fuck up and rethink what you just posted. If this is what you believe, then maybe *you're* the weakness here.

Corinne Corrigan @banffbrat.bsky.social · Feb 5

This is why some mothers eat their young.

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