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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 19h

i saw a post once that was like "why do people draw sp characters wearing their childhood hats/jackets when they're aged up" cause its fucking cute bitch. it's cute to have a iconic accessory/piece of clothing. get out of town... & go to sunny shore resort!!! 😜

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 19h

stan i drew last night 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 1d

*sight*… I really wanna suck a girl’s dick, but there’s none hot girl around here. s’pose I’ll just go & donate my lips/tongue to the Red Cross, since I guess I shan’t be needing them…

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 1d

I like that character from the circus show who wears the red/blue jesters cap. thats adorable. perhaps I could draw myself wearing a similar hat. I have been referred to as “the jester of comedy”, for my comedic skills

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Nerdbayne @nerdbayne.bsky.social · 2d

Since it's close to Halloween, and the Duolingo animation was announced, it reminded me that I drew this for a client a few years back.
#duolingo #halloween

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CampC @campc.bsky.social · 9d

Enjoy this scary story about a ghostly encounter! But don’t be too afraid!

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 2d

it seems i'm the only one brave enough to draw the daria pr0n that the people deserve... i should get a medal... i should get two medals...

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Serozin🔞 @serozin.bsky.social · 7d

still thinking about them and how in love they are and also how often they fuck

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Serozin🔞 @serozin.bsky.social · 7d

Daria barely goes a day without thinking about Jane making her cum

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 2d

here’s teh progression, for your (my) amusements ,….

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Ty @tyrantrat.bsky.social · Aug 30

touch and embrace

panacea for the soul

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 2d

ok my broom closet stenny is officially done because i'm sick of staring at it, EN JOUY!!!!

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 5d

I think if you use terms like “proshipper” or “anti” you’re not mature enough to be discussing topics like sex, art, censorship, etc. you can’t handle it, you’re like a child who hears their parents talking about politics & tries to join in. “that’s nice honey, why don’t you go watch frozen again”

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 6d

constantly checking the Trans Kenny McCormick tag in the vain hope I’ll unearth one I haven’t read yet & that doesn’t totally suck. I am licking an empty bowl here, I am starving, this cannot go on this way…

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konna ☆ @konnakon.bsky.social · 6d

[SP] kinktober day 8 - webcam

hes not even a camboy or anything he just did that on a regular stream. no idea how tw*tch hasnt banned him yet!

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 7d

Hey there buckaroo. Are you REALLY jerking off all by yer lonesome? Don’t that beat all… Son, you oughta mosey on down to Jerkmate. Round them parts there’s plenty of ugly sluts who are ready stir up the bean n’ can your pork, if ya catch my drift.

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 7d

twice now I’ve seen a jerkmate ad where instead of the normal Sexy Girl Ai Voice, they used what sounds like Wild West Old Timey Rootin’ Shootin’ Cowboy Voice. I wish I could post it but I don’t typically record my screen when I watch pronography. I guess I have to now though

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 7d

dude I hate when I sit down to draw & I can’t make anything worth posting. like if I don’t have any art to share then what the hell am I even doing. why am I even alive. that’s kinda emo & I’m sorry but it is simply the truth…

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 8d

moaning/grunting is one of the top 3 hottest things ever & it breaks my heart that it can never be purely conveyed through the visual arts…

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 8d

archiveofourown.org/works/64972603 a few months ago I did some sketches based on this fic cause it’s really gewd 🤤 & I’m thinking I should expand it into a lil comic

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 9d

+ his unacknowledged gender dysphoria probably impacts how she experiences whatever sex she *does* stumble into so yknow 💅

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 9d

just my onion but I don’t like the trope where kenny is a huge stud who’s slept with every chick in town. he’s a horny bastard who really WANTS sex but that doesn’t make him casanova. he has a bunch of nerdy interests & if we’re being honest he’s probably a little stinky

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 11d

the ads for girls gone wild they’d show on comedy central after midnight were enough for me. jacking off used to be an occasion… something sacred… then it sold out, went corporate… just another thing to be bought & sold… 😔

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 12d

“paizuri” sounds like a sandwich (I guess it’s a type of sandwich huh huh 🙄). it makes me think of “panini”. “hi can I get a bacon spinach paizuri & a bowl of sweet & sour chudai” lol. just riffin, folks…

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emily 🔞 @banjotitty.bsky.social · 12d

“paizuri” its called a titfuck you frenchie bastard 🇱🇷

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