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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me
@banquette.bsky.social
430 followers 220 following 2.1K posts
NSFW Alt deviant milf account for kinky fun (fun for me, anyway. DGAF about you) 41 🔞 MDNI Neither selling nor buying. DMs open if we’ve flirted in comments
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 3m
Shh! Don’t let on that it’s me
banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 3m
a woman is laughing with the words * snort * written on her shirt
Alt: a woman is laughing with the words * snort * written on her shirt
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 5m
Oh man I totally should have tagged you in this one
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 8m
And suddenly I’m back in the club smoking cloves and losing my body dancing. Love.
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 15m
Get it together man. You have a job to do. Handbra is an important task. You need to take this seriously.
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 20m
And take the expected route? Wearing things as they’re meant to be worn- your hands as my bra? I mean, it’s worth a shot I guess.
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 26m
Ugh. Back to the drawing board.
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 31m
Wait did you know it was me? Damnit.
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 40m
Solidarity. Please prioritize self-care. You are the only thing you can truly rely on, and you need to be in good order to do so. Whatever healthy self care looks like for you- do that. Routinely and fiercely. You got this- I promise.
banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 55m
Nobody will recognize me like this. Brilliant.
#milf #lewd #masquerade #maskkink #nsfw #boobs #naked
Em standing in front of that damn ecru wall (which tbh is a bit more light beige than ecru but ecru is a better word in general) and not entirely melting into it! She’s in 3/4 profile from waist to shoulders, wearing precisely nothing. Don’t get excited though because she’s holding a gold masquerade mask in front of one breast, and her hand is cupping the other. If you look closely you can see a hint of areola through the eye hole of the mask but it’s really not worth it.
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 11h
I only see one, but if you’ve got another I’ll take it also.
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 11h
Yes, pleaseandthankyou
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 13h
Lmaoooo saved 💾
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 13h
Xoxo
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 13h
I recently saw an ad for an apparatus to make just that happen and I’m absolutely intrigued
banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 14h
Yessssss
banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 14h
Obviously.
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 14h
No. Fucking. Regrets.
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 14h
Another good find. Thanks for sharing!
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 14h
I’m looking forward to it 🥰
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 17h
Yea that one too, but I take it at night to spread the wealth. Fuck it I’m building myself a bubble. Airtight hamster wheel. Just roll around American Gladiator style.
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 17h
It’s a real problem.

Wanna go get ribs?
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 17h
Woke up this morning wondering if I’m sick or allergic to the world. Ugh. Claritin take me away.
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 17h
Omg what a dreamboat
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banquette.bsky.social
Entertain Me @banquette.bsky.social · 18h
Love the discordant riffs and passing tones in Human Indulgence